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Wholly cr@p, I did not need to know this...but since I now know, I figured I
would share.

Enjoy the graphical images that will take over your mind the next time you're
out at a singles club trying to get laid.


1. p3n!s apache

A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at clubs or
bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has fallen asleep will
proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They then run away never to be
seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount their prizes much as men mount deer
heads or trophies.

thats why i say always pickup chicks at work or in chat rooms


"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
news:%...
> Wholly cr@p, I did not need to know this...but since I now know, I figured
> I would share.
>
> Enjoy the graphical images that will take over your mind the next time
> you're out at a singles club trying to get laid.
>
>
> 1. p3n!s apache
>
> A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at
> clubs or bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has
> fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They
> then run away never to be seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount
> their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.
>
>
>
>

BD[MCNGP] wrote:
> Wholly cr@p, I did not need to know this...but since I now know, I
> figured I would share.
>
> Enjoy the graphical images that will take over your mind the next time
> you're out at a singles club trying to get laid.
>
>
> 1. p3n!s apache
>
> A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at
> clubs or bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has
> fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They
> then run away never to be seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount
> their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.

Yes, this happened to me 3 times. Only I woke up in a bathtub filled
with ice and my kidney was removed too.

>Wholly cr@p, I did not need to know this...but since I now know, I figured I
>would share.
>
>Enjoy the graphical images that will take over your mind the next time you're
>out at a singles club trying to get laid.
>
>
>1. p3n!s apache
>
> A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at clubs or
>bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has fallen asleep will
>proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They then run away never to be
>seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount their prizes much as men mount deer
>heads or trophies.

which knowledge base article was this from?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

"Red Swingline Stapler" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> Yes, this happened to me 3 times. Only I woke up in a bathtub filled with ice
> and my kidney was removed too.
>
>
>
>
That's gotta be a real ****er!


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BD
# 0011 ^ 2

>> A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at
>> clubs or bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has
>> fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They
>> then run away never to be seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount
>> their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.
>
>Yes, this happened to me 3 times.

is you real name John Wayne Bobbit by any chance?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

"Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
news:...
> >Wholly cr@p, I did not need to know this...but since I now know, I figured I
>>would share.
>>
>>Enjoy the graphical images that will take over your mind the next time you're
>>out at a singles club trying to get laid.
>>
>>
>>1. p3n!s apache
>>
>> A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at clubs
>> or
>>bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has fallen asleep
>>will
>>proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They then run away never to be
>>seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount their prizes much as men mount
>>deer
>>heads or trophies.
>
> which knowledge base article was this from?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
Urban Dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=penis+apache

>thats why i say always pickup chicks at work or in chat rooms

money for nothing and your chicks for free

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
news:%...
> Wholly cr@p, I did not need to know this...but since I now know, I figured
> I would share.
>
> Enjoy the graphical images that will take over your mind the next time
> you're out at a singles club trying to get laid.
>
>
> 1. p3n!s apache
>
> A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at
> clubs or bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has
> fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They
> then run away never to be seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount
> their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
and my pen!s was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
and they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check themedicine cabinet,
because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few peole who were at the party
but there were no help either.
I was starting to get desparate
I really don't like being without my pen!s for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed.
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
and as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my pen!s laying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17.
I took it home. Washed it off. And put it back on.
I was happy again. Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attachec,,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the @ss,
I like having a detachable pen!s.

obvious!

"Briscobar" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
> news:%...
>> Wholly cr@p, I did not need to know this...but since I now know, I
>> figured I would share.
>>
>> Enjoy the graphical images that will take over your mind the next time
>> you're out at a singles club trying to get laid.
>>
>>
>> 1. p3n!s apache
>>
>> A female or g@y male (NTTAWWT) who preys upon unsuspecting singles at
>> clubs or bars. They let the target have s3x with them and after he has
>> fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his p3n!s and test centers. They
>> then run away never to be seen again, p3n!s apache's will often mount
>> their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.
>
> I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
> and my pen!s was missing again.
> This happens all the time.
> It's detachable.
>
> This comes in handy a lot of the time.
> I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble
> Or I can rent it out when I don't need it.
> But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
> and the next morning I can't for the life of me
> remember what I did with it.
> First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it.
> So I called up the place where the party was,
> and they hadn't seen it either.
> I asked them to check themedicine cabinet,
> because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
> But not this time.
> So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
> I called a few peole who were at the party
> but there were no help either.
> I was starting to get desparate
> I really don't like being without my pen!s for too long.
> It makes me feel like less of a man,
> And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
> After a few hours of searching the house
> and calling everyone I could think of,
> I was starting to get very depressed.
> So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
> and as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
> where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
> I saw my pen!s laying on a blanket
> Next to a broken toaster oven
> Some guy was selling it
> I had to buy it off him
> He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17.
> I took it home. Washed it off. And put it back on.
> I was happy again. Complete
> People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attachec,,
> But I don't know.
> Even though sometimes it's a pain in the @ss,
> I like having a detachable pen!s.
>