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02-02-2007, 10:39 PM
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[OT] JotD
This guy gets pulled over for speeding. The cop approaches the window and the
guy pleads with the cop not to give him a ticket because he's late for work and if he's late one more time he'll lose his job. "Well, what do you do?" the cop asks. "I'm a rectum stretcher" the guy replies. "A rectum stretcher?! What the h311 is that?" the cop asks. "I stretch rectums by inserting a single finger, then two, then my fist, then both fists, and I stretch and stretch the rectum until it's 6 foot wide." "What the h311 do you do with a 6 foot @$$hole???" the cop asks. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Give him a fs©king radar gun and stick him on a bridge" BD[MCNGP] |
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02-05-2007, 02:20 PM
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Re: [OT] JotD
> "Give him a fs©king radar gun and stick him on a bridge"
Sounds like sucide by taser to me. kpg |
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