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CBIC
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      12-20-2006

"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
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> "Condoms a big problem for men in India
> Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics"
>
> Just what *is* your job?
>
>
>
> Maybe Doom can take them some smaller condoms.
>
>
>

I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss. They
will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted
foreigner" in Bengali?


 
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      12-20-2006
"CBIC" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
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>> "Condoms a big problem for men in India
>> Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics"
>>
>> Just what *is* your job?
>>
>>
>>
>> Maybe Doom can take them some smaller condoms.
>>
>>
>>

> I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss.
> They will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted
> foreigner" in Bengali?


Just go into a local pharmacy and yell loudly "HEY Y'ALL SELL ANY MAGNUM
CONDOMS IN THIS HERE PART?"


 
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      12-20-2006
On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:54:32 -0600, "CBIC" <(E-Mail Removed)>
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>"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
>news:uZrfX$(E-Mail Removed)...
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>> "Condoms a big problem for men in India
>> Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics"
>>
>> Just what *is* your job?
>>
>>
>>
>> Maybe Doom can take them some smaller condoms.
>>
>>
>>

>I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss. They
>will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted
>foreigner" in Bengali?
>


Haha, I heard you drive a Hummer
 
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      12-20-2006


"CBIC" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss. They
> will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted foreigner"
> in Bengali?

Just make sure you know how to pick out the b1tches *without* HIV/AIDS...b1tches
with a.i.d.E.s. are ok though.

 
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      12-20-2006


"Dragon Without Wings" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> No wonder ballons are so big and cheap in India
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Plz to be providing gifs of ballons.

 
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"PajaP" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:54:32 -0600, "CBIC" <(E-Mail Removed)>
> wrote:
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>>"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
>>news:uZrfX$(E-Mail Removed)...
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>>> "Condoms a big problem for men in India
>>> Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics"
>>>
>>> Just what *is* your job?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Maybe Doom can take them some smaller condoms.
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss. They
>>will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted
>>foreigner" in Bengali?
>>

>
> Haha, I heard you drive a Hummer
>

Wrong again, this is his week to drive the MCNGP Ferrari.

 
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PajaP
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      12-20-2006
On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:10:26 -0600, "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote:

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>"PajaP" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:54:32 -0600, "CBIC" <(E-Mail Removed)>
>> wrote:
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>>>
>>>"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
>>>news:uZrfX$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>
>>>> "Condoms a big problem for men in India
>>>> Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics"
>>>>
>>>> Just what *is* your job?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Maybe Doom can take them some smaller condoms.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss. They
>>>will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted
>>>foreigner" in Bengali?
>>>

>>
>> Haha, I heard you drive a Hummer
>>

>Wrong again, this is his week to drive the MCNGP Ferrari.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...nis+substitute

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> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:10:26 -0600, "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote:
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>>
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>>"PajaP" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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>>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:54:32 -0600, "CBIC" <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
>>>>news:uZrfX$(E-Mail Removed).. .
>>>>
>>>>> "Condoms a big problem for men in India
>>>>> Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics"
>>>>>
>>>>> Just what *is* your job?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe Doom can take them some smaller condoms.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss. They
>>>>will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted
>>>>foreigner" in Bengali?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Haha, I heard you drive a Hummer
>>>

>>Wrong again, this is his week to drive the MCNGP Ferrari.

>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...nis+substitute
>

I know what you were saying, and I know what I've heard from our female members.

Be careful, we've all been trained in the use of the burdizzo.

 
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      12-20-2006
On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:54:46 -0600, "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote:

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>"PajaP" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:10:26 -0600, "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"PajaP" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>news:(E-Mail Removed) ...
>>>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:54:32 -0600, "CBIC" <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
>>>>>news:uZrfX$(E-Mail Removed). ..
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Condoms a big problem for men in India
>>>>>> Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just what *is* your job?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Maybe Doom can take them some smaller condoms.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>I bet when I'm in India next month the b1tches will be callin' me Hoss. They
>>>>>will be both frightened and intrigued. I wonder how you say "gifted
>>>>>foreigner" in Bengali?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Haha, I heard you drive a Hummer
>>>>
>>>Wrong again, this is his week to drive the MCNGP Ferrari.

>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...nis+substitute
>>

>I know what you were saying, and I know what I've heard from our female members.


Do females have members?

>Be careful, we've all been trained in the use of the burdizzo.



Ahhh, No, brings tears to my eyes.
 
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BD[MCNGP]
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      12-20-2006


"PajaP" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> Do females have members?
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The females in Thailand do. That's always fun when you're not expecting it.

>
> Ahhh, No, brings tears to my eyes.
>

Brings tears to ALL of our eyes.

 
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