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      11-08-2006
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>>>>> November seventh.
>>>>> CBIC has birthday.
>>>>> Partying ensued.
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>>>> Frisbee writes haiku;
>>>> Doom thrives in his schadenfreude;
>>>> LRM confused?
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>>> Google is my friend
>>> Neil usually spells bad
>>> five more syllables
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>> Awesome haiku doom
>> Hey today is your b-day
>> Drink beer till you puke
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> here's a better one that came to me as I was hugging my toilet last night.
> It follows thusly:
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> Trusty Burdizzo
> It crushes before it cuts
> no more testicles
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Hmm, well, it is a lovely haiku, but it left me feeling sort of sad for the
testicles.


 
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      11-08-2006


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>>>>> November seventh.
>>>>> CBIC has birthday.
>>>>> Partying ensued.
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>>>> Frisbee writes haiku;
>>>> Doom thrives in his schadenfreude;
>>>> LRM confused?
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>>>
>>> Google is my friend
>>> Neil usually spells bad
>>> five more syllables
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>> Awesome haiku doom
>> Hey today is your b-day
>> Drink beer till you puke
>>
>>

> here's a better one that came to me as I was hugging my toilet last night.
> It follows thusly:
>
> Trusty Burdizzo
> It crushes before it cuts
> no more testicles

TMMLMFAO!!!!!!!

 
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      11-08-2006
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> Trusty Burdizzo
> It crushes before it cuts
> no more testicles
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"Rap Haiku:

Trusty Burdizzo
Painizzle to the shizzle
My wizzle hurtizzle… ouchizzle!

Ho hum… too long."

{$1 to Mike S. who occupies the office next to mine}

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      11-08-2006
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>> no more testicles

> TMMLMFAO!!!!!!!


well that's definitely Shadenfreude for you

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      11-08-2006


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> did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <CertGuard> say in news:uj6elE0AHHA.3536
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>>> no more testicles

>> TMMLMFAO!!!!!!!

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> well that's definitely Shadenfreude for you
>

Not Shadenfreude!!! NOOOOooooooo, NOT SHADENFREUDE!!! WHYHYYHYHYHYHY!!!!!!


What's Shadenfreude?


*Takes into account Neil's spelling and looks up schadenfreude....*

Ahhhh, yes "In his memoirs, Inside the Third Reich, Albert Speer described
Adolf Hitler's sense of humor as almost entirely based upon schadenfreude."
Ok, I understand now.

 
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      11-08-2006
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> What's Shadenfreude?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

....troglodyte...

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      11-08-2006
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>> What's Shadenfreude?

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> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
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> ...troglodyte...


Isn't that the stuff that's in sports drinks?


 
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      11-08-2006
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> Ahhhh, yes "In his memoirs, Inside the Third Reich, Albert Speer
> described Adolf Hitler's sense of humor as almost entirely based upon
> schadenfreude." Ok, I understand now.
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and from the same spot...

see also: Darwin Awards

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      11-08-2006
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>> ...troglodyte...

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> Isn't that the stuff that's in sports drinks?


In Florida, anything is possible...

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      11-08-2006
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>> Isn't that the stuff that's in sports drinks?

>
> In Florida, anything is possible...


You're thinking of Orlando.


 
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