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>>>> did you hear "Frisbee®" <> say in
>>>> news::
>>>>
>>>>> November seventh.
>>>>> CBIC has birthday.
>>>>> Partying ensued.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Frisbee writes haiku;
>>>> Doom thrives in his schadenfreude;
>>>> LRM confused?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Google is my friend
>>> Neil usually spells bad
>>> five more syllables
>>>
>>>
>> Awesome haiku doom
>> Hey today is your b-day
>> Drink beer till you puke
>>
>>
> here's a better one that came to me as I was hugging my toilet last night.
> It follows thusly:
>
> Trusty Burdizzo
> It crushes before it cuts
> no more testicles
>
Hmm, well, it is a lovely haiku, but it left me feeling sort of sad for the
testicles.

"CBIC" <> wrote in message
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>>> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns98748422DBCC7neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.1 6...
>>>> did you hear "Frisbee®" <> say in
>>>> news::
>>>>
>>>>> November seventh.
>>>>> CBIC has birthday.
>>>>> Partying ensued.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Frisbee writes haiku;
>>>> Doom thrives in his schadenfreude;
>>>> LRM confused?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Google is my friend
>>> Neil usually spells bad
>>> five more syllables
>>>
>>>
>> Awesome haiku doom
>> Hey today is your b-day
>> Drink beer till you puke
>>
>>
> here's a better one that came to me as I was hugging my toilet last night.
> It follows thusly:
>
> Trusty Burdizzo
> It crushes before it cuts
> no more testicles
TMMLMFAO!!!!!!!

did you hear "CBIC" <> say in
news::

> Trusty Burdizzo
> It crushes before it cuts
> no more testicles
>

"Rap Haiku:

Trusty Burdizzo
Painizzle to the shizzle
My wizzle hurtizzle… ouchizzle!

Ho hum… too long."

{$1 to Mike S. who occupies the office next to mine}

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The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X
PotD 10/23/2006

- A will is a dead giveaway.

did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <CertGuard> say in news:uj6elE0AHHA.3536
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

>> no more testicles
> TMMLMFAO!!!!!!!

well that's definitely Shadenfreude for you

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"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <CertGuard> say in news:uj6elE0AHHA.3536
> @TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>>> no more testicles
>> TMMLMFAO!!!!!!!
>
> well that's definitely Shadenfreude for you
>
Not Shadenfreude!!! NOOOOooooooo, NOT SHADENFREUDE!!! WHYHYYHYHYHYHY!!!!!!


What's Shadenfreude?


*Takes into account Neil's spelling and looks up schadenfreude....*

Ahhhh, yes "In his memoirs, Inside the Third Reich, Albert Speer described
Adolf Hitler's sense of humor as almost entirely based upon schadenfreude."
Ok, I understand now.

did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <CertGuard> say in news:udYSJe0AHHA.4024
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> What's Shadenfreude?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

....troglodyte...

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"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <CertGuard> say in news:udYSJe0AHHA.4024
> @TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> What's Shadenfreude?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
>
> ...troglodyte...

Isn't that the stuff that's in sports drinks?

did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <CertGuard> say in
news::

>
> Ahhhh, yes "In his memoirs, Inside the Third Reich, Albert Speer
> described Adolf Hitler's sense of humor as almost entirely based upon
> schadenfreude." Ok, I understand now.
>

and from the same spot...

see also: Darwin Awards

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did you hear "Frisbee®" <> say in
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>> ...troglodyte...
>
> Isn't that the stuff that's in sports drinks?

In Florida, anything is possible...

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"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "Frisbee®" <> say in
> news:u#:
>
>>> ...troglodyte...
>>
>> Isn't that the stuff that's in sports drinks?
>
> In Florida, anything is possible...

You're thinking of Orlando.