An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp

It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the so
called, MCNGP.
These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing them
straight into the arms of our competitors; remember, we need as many MCP's
as we can get in order to stay ahead of our competitors. So, if the MCNGP
people continue to harass newbie's, and other would be MCP's, it will not be
long before our competitors over take us in numbers, this we must not allow
to happen.

Thank you for your time

Jim Dale
Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner)
MCSE, MCP

Tim Dale

"Tim Dale" <> wrote in message
news:...
> It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the so
> called, MCNGP.
> These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing them
> straight into the arms of our competitors; remember, we need as many MCP's
> as we can get in order to stay ahead of our competitors. So, if the MCNGP
> people continue to harass newbie's, and other would be MCP's, it will not
> be
> long before our competitors over take us in numbers, this we must not
> allow
> to happen.
>
> Thank you for your time
>
> Jim Dale
> Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner)
> MCSE, MCP

IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!

Frisbee®

On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:47:42 +0100, Tim Dale cast into the ether:


> It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the so
> called, MCNGP.

Oh yippeee! We haven't had an "Open Letter To Microsoft" for a few weeks.

So good of you to make the effort, however, Tim. The folks at MS have had
many, many, letters, e-mails, news articles, nude maniacs standing in the
middle of Redmond Way screaming bloody murder about the thugs of the MCNGP
mafia berating newbies and chasing away potential MCP's.

If you had chosen to lurk a bit, and see what we actually do before
unzipping in public and peeing in our living room, you would have either:

A] seen that you were completely wrong and possibly even applied for
membership.

or:

2] become so revolted that you would have declared yourself an arch-enemy
of the MCNGP and the forces of light, good, and anti-dumping, and taken
the time to be a truly entertaining troll, that we could at least have
some fun with.

> These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing them
> straight into the arms of our competitors;

What competitors? The noobs you reference aren't aware that there are
other operating systems, let alone servers. Fsck, most of the noobs that
post in here couldn't tell you the difference between an blade server and
a toaster! You do, don't you? Know the diff, I mean? Ghods, I hope I'm
talking to someone with some clue. Don't laugh, with spell checkers &
whatnot, some of the goofiest idiots have managed to sound
semi-intelligent at first, but they always give themselves away, as they
can't keep up a rational conversation.

> remember, we need as many MCP's as we can get in order to stay ahead of
> our competitors.

You are telling MICROSOFT to remember this? Teach your grandfather to suck
eggs, why doncha? Microsoft is busily selling off as many certs as it can
run off its presses. In fact, they have sold so many of the freaking
things that they barely have any meaning anymore. Take yourself, for
example. If your sig is correct, and I have no reason to believe it is
not, you are a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. And yet you work on a
helldesk. Yes, yes, Senior help desk. Very nice. You are supposedly a
certified sysadmin, but you work on a helldesk. So nice that MS has
flooded the market with all those certs, ain't it?

Assuming, that you really do know your stuff, and you worked and studied
your butt off for those certs, doesn't it tick you off that the best job
you could get with them was manning the phone firewall?

It would do more than tick me off, was I you.

> So, if
> the MCNGP people continue to harass newbie's, and other would be MCP's,
> it will not be long before our competitors over take us in numbers, this
> we must not allow to happen.

Well, bucko, we've been harassing newbie...just as an aside, when you use
an apostrophe like that, it is intended to show posession, so one wants to
ask; newbie's what?...sorry, pet peeve and all that...newbies in here for
many years. So far, we have not managed to precipitate the fall of
Microsoft. In point of fact, there are Microsofties among our ranks (Hi
Ben!) as well as a couple of MCTs and Partners.


> Thank you for your time

*Sigh* I don't know why I bother. Just bored, I guess, but you are most
welcome. Hope you stick around, put in your $.02 worth from time to time,
feel free to answer any of those no0b questions you think are worth the
effort, while you are at it. Join in and have some fun, or flame away and
give the rest of us a reason to hang out in here, it gets boring checking
back in here and just finding a "just passed 70-XXX" or "How many
questions on..." post.


> Jim Dale
> Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner) MCSE, MCP

You guys kill me. "MCSE, MCP" LOL!

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be daemons
Remove hat to reply

JaR

"Tim Dale" <> wrote in message
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This guy AGAIN?!?! He must have an automatic email sent out once every 3
months that produces this cheaply made form letter (that nobody reads
anyways).

He obviously doesn't know anything about us or our affiliations.

BD [MCNGP]

"JaR" <> wrote in message
news...
> On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:47:42 +0100, Tim Dale cast into the ether:
>
<snipped>
>
>> Jim Dale
>> Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner) MCSE, MCP
>
I'm REALLY curious here as to which of the twins wrote that letter. Was is
Jim Dale, or Tim Dale? I think he's had that SAME EXACT mistake in the past,
which leads me to believe it's a form letter that the morAn has sent out
once ever 3 months or so.

Same goes for AN Microsoft Partner....really I don't wonder how the guy made
it to Senior Help 'anything'...unless that's the title they give to anyone
over the age of 65.

BD [MCNGP]

"Tim Dale" <> wrote in message
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Tim....Jim.....whatever your name is.

Turn off the 'Form Letter' and get back to reality.

> It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the so
> called, MCNGP.
>
the "SO CALLED... MCNGP, huh?" ok, so we REALLY aren't MCNGP, we just like
to call ourselves that.

> These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing them
> straight into the arms of our competitors;
>
#1, who is 'OUR' competitors? I presume you DON'T work for M$, or you would
have written Billy G an email and walked it to his desk. And well, if you
don't work for M$, then just how can it be 'OUR' competitors?

#2, Are we not all in this together? Can I NOT go over and get a Cisco
Certification, or a 3COM Certification, or an AVAYA Certification if I want?

#3, Who are these 'would be' MCPs? Are they people that YOU would employ?
Are they people that YOU would let run your networks...oh, I'm sorry, phone
systems? C'mon man, these people are asking some of the lamest questions
ever seen....and it's not even so much that the questions are lame...it's
more of the fact that it's damb obvious that they didn't do a SINGLE BIT of
research to get where they are at on the problem/issue.

> remember, we need as many MCP's
> as we can get in order to stay ahead of our competitors.
>
Tool!!

> So, if the MCNGP
> people continue to harass newbie's, and other would be MCP's, it will not
> be
> long before our competitors over take us in numbers, this we must not
> allow
> to happen.
>
Like JaR pointed out, you really should have stayed in school and played
with your english structure a bit more. IOW....Finish your sentences
man..... newbie's 'WHAT'?? MCP's 'WHAT'?? Out with it man...spit it
out...just one little noun.....newbie's CAR....newbie's BAR....newbie's
TAR...


> Thank you for your time
>
You're welcome Tim.....uh....Jim....ah, whatever the fsuk your name is, I
enjoyed our time together, but next week we'll have to limit it to only 30
minutes, I have better things to do with my life than counsil your sorry
azz.


> Jim Dale
> 65 Year Old help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner)
> MCSE, MCP
>
>
>

BD [MCNGP]

Yeah... or you COULD just ask them to be nicer... Nah, it's soo much easier
to take action against them... Anyone up on proper firing squad procedured?

--
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MCSA (2003), MCSA (2000), MCDST.
MVP, Windows Server - Customer Experience
Certified Small Business Specialist
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"Tim Dale" <> wrote in message
news:...
> It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the so
> called, MCNGP.
> These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing them
> straight into the arms of our competitors; remember, we need as many MCP's
> as we can get in order to stay ahead of our competitors. So, if the MCNGP
> people continue to harass newbie's, and other would be MCP's, it will not
> be
> long before our competitors over take us in numbers, this we must not
> allow
> to happen.
>
> Thank you for your time
>
> Jim Dale
> Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner)
> MCSE, MCP
>
>
>

Montreal MCT

As Montreal MCT once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> Yeah... or you COULD just ask them to be nicer... Nah,
> it's soo much easier to take action against them... Anyone up on
> proper firing squad procedured?

I would prefer to choose my own form of capital punishment.

Perhaps being licked to death by Eva Longoria.

kpg

"kpg" <> wrote in message
news:Xns98585E5082004ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1.. .
> As Montreal MCT once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> Yeah... or you COULD just ask them to be nicer... Nah,
>> it's soo much easier to take action against them... Anyone up on
>> proper firing squad procedured?
>
> I would prefer to choose my own form of capital punishment.
>
> Perhaps being licked to death by Eva Longoria.

I like the way you think.

But believe it or not (and I can't really explain it) I'd rather suffer the
same from Brie (Marcia something, the red-head).

Frisbee®

As Frisbee® once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\205241.htm (10/10/2006
> 9:56:08 AM) # "kpg" <> wrote in message
> news:Xns98585E5082004ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1.. .
>> As Montreal MCT once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>>
>>> Yeah... or you COULD just ask them to be nicer... Nah,
>>> it's soo much easier to take action against them... Anyone up on
>>> proper firing squad procedured?
>>
>> I would prefer to choose my own form of capital punishment.
>>
>> Perhaps being licked to death by Eva Longoria.
>
> I like the way you think.
>
> But believe it or not (and I can't really explain it) I'd rather
> suffer the same from Brie (Marcia something, the red-head).

I like Brie with pears, and sometimes apples. Of course, peanut
butter is good with apples too. I'll bet Marcia Cross (Bree)
covered in peanut butter would be pretty good too.

kpg

PS - Gators are looking pretty good, I hate to say.

kpg