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# OT: "A sad day" explained...

~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~
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 09-12-2006
The insanity of the world is exactly like a dog barking in your neighbors
yard, all night long, once every 15 seconds, for no reason, except for the
odd moments where it skips the interval to make you think it stopped.

You have quasi-limited choices. Here, for your internal Terminator Choice
Display, they be listed, arr.

You can either:

A. listen to it and suffer and wait
B. turn on some music and try to ignore it
C. Yell 'stfu', at which point you've given the dog more reason to bark
D. Plot to kill it later
E. Wake up the neighbors and tell them that their dog needs to stfu
F. Post a message to the Internet about it.
G. Call someone at 4 a.m. and talk about life, the universe, and everything.
H. OTHMAN says: sorry (essentially, become deranged and insane yourself)
I. Go somewhere else (provided you have a spacecraft) [mental note: build
spacecraft]
J. Find the words 'INTERNEIL' in the Bible Code Crossword Puzzle and prove
once and for all that Neil is the Anti-Neil (he died for our sins, whereas
the real Neil is evil)
K. Find the barbeque sauce, some tongs, a flamethrower, hop the fence,
remembering that a bib and a roll of 'Brawny' are essential.
L. Pee, or poop, on things, perhaps both, or perhaps into a receptacle which
is conducive to creating a projectile weapon.
M. <audience input M-Y>
N. <audience input M-Y>
O. <audience input M-Y>
P. <audience input M-Y>
Q. <audience input M-Y>
R. <audience input M-Y>
S. <audience input M-Y>
T. <audience input M-Y>
U. <audience input M-Y>
V. <audience input M-Y>
X. <audience input M-Y>
Y. <audience input M-Y>
Z. None of the above

And these, crystal warrior, these are tools YOU can use in your everyday
life, until you die.

IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD.

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.gopher-tennis.com/

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"OTHMAN" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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Sorry.

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> Sorry.

MITM