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Death from Above
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      08-03-2006
Taken from:
<One of the saddest articles of all time>
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/03/st....ap/index.html

<Not a funny paragraph>
Melissa Samoraj, 27, and Raymond LaFountain, 31, were arrested Wednesday...
.....
<Very funnny paragraph>
LaFountain was originally described by police as Samoraj's live-in
boyfriend, but the gender classification at the jail was changed from male
to female following a routine strip search, Pinellas sheriff's spokesman Mac
McMullen said.



I pitty the poor fool doing that strip search.


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      08-03-2006


"Death from Above" wrote:

> Taken from:
> <Very funnny paragraph>
> LaFountain was originally described by police as Samoraj's live-in
> boyfriend, but the gender classification at the jail was changed from male
> to female following a routine strip search, Pinellas sheriff's spokesman Mac
> McMullen said.
>
>
>
> I pitty the poor fool doing that strip search.
>
>

I would do that strip search all over again and very slowly
 
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      08-03-2006
As Dragon Without Wings once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

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> "Death from Above" wrote:
>
>> Taken from:
>> <Very funnny paragraph>
>> LaFountain was originally described by police as Samoraj's live-in
>> boyfriend, but the gender classification at the jail was changed from
>> male to female following a routine strip search, Pinellas sheriff's
>> spokesman Mac McMullen said.
>>
>>
>>
>> I pitty the poor fool doing that strip search.
>>
>>

> I would do that strip search all over again and very slowly


but...she looks like a dude...dude.
 
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      08-04-2006

Death from Above wrote:

> Taken from:
> <One of the saddest articles of all time>
> http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/03/st....ap/index.html


Damn crazy bast@rds. There should be a sanity test before allowing
people to have kids !

 
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      08-04-2006
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> but...she looks like a dude...dude.
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Just close your eyes and think about Pamela
 
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      08-04-2006


"Cerebrus" wrote:

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> Death from Above wrote:
>
> > Taken from:
> > <One of the saddest articles of all time>
> > http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/03/st....ap/index.html

>
> Damn crazy bast@rds. There should be a sanity test before allowing
> people to have kids !
>
>


I agree. We could then become MHK (May Have Kids) certified and have another
nice certificate to hang in our office
 
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      08-04-2006
And on the eigth day <> did cause the
electrons to come together and form the following words:

> I agree. We could then become MHK (May Have Kids) certified and have
> another nice certificate to hang in our office


please to be sending dumps for having kids okay thanks bye.

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Cerebrus
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      08-05-2006

TBone wrote:

> please to be sending dumps for having kids okay thanks bye.


LMAO ! Dumps for MHK certification ! One a penny, two a penny, hot
cross dumps !

 
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