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Xah Lee
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      08-25-2004
Larry Wall and Cults
(Lazyness, Impatience and Hubris)
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Dear readers,

Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?
It is a very interesting phenomenon. I don't have time to expound and
teach, but will try to brief you.

These cults, are often lead by a single person. They form a group as
small as a dozen to multinational octopuses (such as
Scientology). Their creed varies from the mild in appearance
(Dianetics) to appalling (flat earth, extraordinary life-after-death,
impinging apocalypse scenarios, militant anti-government conspiracy,
diabolism with human sacrifices ...). Don't think that i'm citing from
some arcane books buried in libraries. These are real, and not
difficult to find in real life. Some of these cult leaders, are so
able to totally wash their member's brain, as to have them
autonomously swear and volunteer to die for the cause of the cult.
Occasionally, you'll even see mass suicide.

You know, the world is not made completely of rubes. Somebody
somewhere, will observe this phenomenon and study or report it as
is. Big brother organizations, such as the FBI, is keen on these and
very interested in benefiting from social psychology themselves. They
are recorded in books too. Ever wonder why the library houses so many
cold volumes of paper? This is one contributing reason. You might be
interested to verify that sometimes.

These brain-washing phenomenon, are not limited to fanatical
life-and-death or otherwise dire beliefs. You see it work in all
manners of human thought in the general sense. From culture formation
to fashion to commercialism. Surely you have heard of Adolf Hitler
and his atrocities of genocide? I must alert you, that a single person
couldn't commit such a crime. You see, even if you are superman, you
can only kill few at a time. You see, it is the people, people like
you and me, who commit the killings willingly, by Hitler's
teaching. You may say: "no, i won't ever do such stupid thing", well
because you are very ignorant about social psychology. It is precisely
innocent people like you and (not) me, who were lead by the radical
leaders of supreme brain-washing abilities. The innocent mob were
fervent in their leader's vision and beliefs to commit anything. You
know the concept of war, right? We have two massive body of people
committed to cut off other people's head or otherwise stick a knife in
their bodies or bomb off an arm or leg. How did that happen? Well, it
starts with patriotism for people like you and (not) me.

Now, back to topic. In the computing world, there're also bad seeds
with colorful creed taking innocent mobs forming cults. The three
principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and
Hubris. Yes?

How can we prevent heinous cults then? Stop bending truths. Education
and rationalism. I'm starting my own cult to exterminate morons on
this earth. Two things are on the top of my agenda: Unixism and Perl.

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Alan Balmer
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      08-25-2004
On 25 Aug 2004 14:56:06 -0700, (E-Mail Removed) (Xah Lee) wrote:

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>Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?


Yes, we've heard of them.

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Eric Schwartz
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      08-25-2004
(E-Mail Removed) (Xah Lee) writes:
> Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?


I had no idea. Good thing you're here to help us out.

-=Eric
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Rene Pijlman
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      08-25-2004
Xah Lee:
>I'm starting my own cult to exterminate morons on this earth.
>Two things are on the top of my agenda: Unixism and Perl.


What are you replacing Unix with?

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Giles Todd
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      08-25-2004
On 25 Aug 2004 14:56:06 -0700, (E-Mail Removed) (Xah Lee) wrote:

> Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?


Kenneth Williams used to claim repeatedly that he was a cult. This
was in the 1960s. So, yes, I think I know that "there's this thing
called cult".

> It is a very interesting phenomenon. I don't have time to expound and
> teach, but will try to brief you.


That's OK. I've done it for you. Now, try investigating "Rambling
Sid Rumpo".

Giles.
 
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Rich Teer
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      08-26-2004
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004, Xah Lee wrote:

> Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?


I think you're getting confused with the Blue Öyster Cult.
Don't Fear the Reaper - great song.

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Paul F. Dietz
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      08-26-2004
Rich Teer wrote:

> I think you're getting confused with the Blue Öyster Cult.
> Don't Fear the Reaper - great song.


A great allegory about garbage collection, wasn't it?

Paul
 
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Robert
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      08-26-2004
Isn't "Xah Lee" chinese for "Moron"?


 
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Peter Hansen
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      08-26-2004
Robert wrote:

> Isn't "Xah Lee" chinese for "Moron"?


No, it's Esperanto (universal language) for "troll"...

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Johnny
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      08-26-2004
(E-Mail Removed) (Xah Lee) wrote in message news:<(E-Mail Removed). com>...

> How can we prevent heinous cults then? Stop bending truths. Education
> and rationalism. I'm starting my own cult to exterminate morons on
> this earth. Two things are on the top of my agenda: Unixism and Perl.


I bet Larry Wall's life insurance premiums just skyrocketed. BTW, what
does this have to do with Lisp? We are more of a therapy and support
group than a cult.
 
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