"Priker the strumpet-dazzler"
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> Gloria Goitre, <gloria@my-****-dont-stink.com>, wrote:
>
>> "Grinog the horse-enhancer"
>> <grinog.the.horse->
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>>> Gloria Goitre, <gloria@my-****-dont-stink.com>, wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Kuduk the ****face-banterer"
>>>>> Gloria Goitre, <gloria@my-****-dont-stink.com>, wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Kil the bulging"
>>>>>> <> wrote in
>>>>>> message
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gloria Goitre, <gloria@my-****-dont-stink.com>, wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Horbug the weasel-panicker"
>>>>>>>> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Black Laced One, <>, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now the company looks at the customers as their means of
>>>>>>>>>> paying bills, so they like to keep happy customers. Unhappy
>>>>>>>>>> ones walk away... So they need people in your position to be
>>>>>>>>>> pleasant even to the idiots*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> London to a bucket of **** says that's your opening line when
>>>>>>>>> you ring for tech support.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or, 'Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?'.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or... "Please dont' push me! Do NOT make me angry, really I mean
>>>>>>> it! You really do not know much about me, do not push your
>>>>>>> luck...really do not. you can say what you like it wont make me
>>>>>>> angry but just don't get me to the point where I am angry. I
>>>>>>> really really mean it."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Or, "You would not even want to know. I'm not boasting about my
>>>>>> power. I have the
>>>>>> ability to effect him, he does not know who or what he is dealing
>>>>>> with,
>>>>>> he has not really offended me yet, he only has shocked me, he
>>>>>> wont offend me, so he is quite safe, just as long as he doesn't
>>>>>> make me angry, he really really would not like me then. It
>>>>>> matters not where in the world he is, he could be in Greenland
>>>>>> and I can still reach him to have some kind of effect upon him."
>>>>>
>>>>> Or... "You are now taking the micky, I'm not going to be lulled
>>>>> into thinking your capable of decent behavior, my defences are
>>>>> firmly in place and I'm not standing for your nonsense."
>>>>
>>>> Or, "I could take matters further, but I'm not that offended now
>>>> that I have seen
>>>> who you are. Your not important enough for me to take matters
>>>> further. Its not worth my effort."
>>>
>>> Or "Don't push your luck with me matey! You don't know what your
>>> dealing with. I might be a veritable hurricane and then you'd be
>>> sorry."
>>
>> Or, "You just thank your lucky stars matey that you have not gotten
>> on the wrong side of me."
>
> Or... "I'm much more mentally agile than you, I have a degree in
> physics AND I am a member of MENSA, we are ranked as having an IQ
> that is in the top 1% of all people on the planet. Now put that in
> your pipe and smoke it you giant overgrown pigs pizzle."
Or, "I would give you a verbal hiding or a verbal lashing, you wouldn't want
to tangle with me again
after you experienced my sharp tongue thats for sure."
--
Glorious Goitre
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