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I did something like that. I upgraded the wife by giving her a computer,
with some games that interest her. She now spends a lot of extra time on
her games. This gives me time to do my own computer work.

And, never put a TV in the bedroom!

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"JK" <> wrote in message
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Do you have only one computer? If so, then perhaps you should get a
second computer and give her your current one. If she is sitting there
bored
while you use your computer, it is not good.

Nick Thornbury wrote:

> My wife has just come upstairs and thrown a cheese sandwich at me and
> muttered something like "are you going to spend your life on that
*******
> computer".
>
> I have noticed a slight cold shoulder lately and sex is not what it
should
> be.
>
> Do you think I ought to get a better OS than Windows Me Is Xp worth
having
> and will it give me more time with she who throws sandwiches
>
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My girlfriend hates my computer. And I know why. You have to surprise your
wife every so often with gifts and flowers to let her know that you love her
and that you know she is there ..... girls want constant attention ..... too
bad.
"Tony" <> wrote in message
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> What you need to do is find a way to please your wife AND still get
> those awsome cheese sandwiches. As for the computer, IMHO ANYTHING is
> better than friggin' WinME! Hell, even OS-X might be an improvement.
> Atleast it's built on UNIX... right?
>
> Your wife may be acting that way because you are neglecting her. Now I
> am not saying that you are using your PC for frivoulus and un
> important reasons, but the computer will always be there, and you wife
> is a living, breathing creature. You should cherish every moment that
> you have with her because you never know what may happen.
>
> But honestly... Using WinME is just asking for trouble. But cheese
> sandwiches sound nice. :]
>
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>
> Thanx
> »Tony
>
>
>
> anna keynow <> wrote in message
> news:<>. ..
>> On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 15:00:28 +0100, "Nick Thornbury"
>> <> wrote:
>>
>> >My wife has just come upstairs and thrown a cheese sandwich at me and
>> >muttered something like "are you going to spend your life on that
>> >*******
>> >computer".
>> >
>> >I have noticed a slight cold shoulder lately and sex is not what it
>> >should
>> >be.
>> >
>> >Do you think I ought to get a better OS than Windows Me Is Xp worth
>> >having
>> >and will it give me more time with she who throws sandwiches
>> >
>> >
>> >---
>> The big question is, does she make good sandwiches? Because if you're
>> not getting any sex, and the average shoulder temperature is in
>> decline, this just may indicate that you really are spending too much
>> time on the computer. Oh yeah, that and the general query regarding
>> the expected duration of relationship with said computer.
>> This is a lot more complicated than a simple OS upgrade. And, even if
>> you are just kidding, and are really just asking whether XP will speed
>> up your computer use, my answer would be that a helluva lot depends on
>> your computer specs. Although in saying that, I've just partitioned
>> the HDD, am running Me/XP (30gig/50gig), have a 900mhz Athlon CPU,
>> 256mb SDRAM, and the performance on XP seems to be much the same as
>> when running ME.
>> Still, I'm one of those rare beasts that never really had a problem
>> with WinME.
>> -+Anna+-
>> PS: I will be happy to provide relationship guidance at a very
>> reasonable rate. <g>

Having read all the useful replies can I say a big thankyou.
I am wondering whether Xp will overcome the problems I have with Me and thus
give me more time to spend with wifey poo, Frequent crashes and other
problemos mean It takes half a day to get an outlook message what wiv the
uninstalling and then installing.

The cheese sandwiches are quite nice and she is a rather splendid cook. I
did get the message with Microsoft Flight sim when she appeared with a meal
in a plastic tray and a plastic knife and fork.

But thanks y`all

Nick


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"Plato" <|@|.|> wrote in message
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> Nick Thornbury wrote:
>>
>> My wife has just come upstairs and thrown a cheese sandwich at me and
>> muttered something like "are you going to spend your life on that *******
>> computer".
>>
>> I have noticed a slight cold shoulder lately and sex is not what it
>> should
>> be.
>
> Easy. Take every other day off from your PC. You;ll like the results.
>
>
A guy I used to work with used to say,"Sex, I'd sooner have a cheese
sandwich"
Derek.

Derek F. wrote:
>
> > Easy. Take every other day off from your PC. You;ll like the results.
> >
> A guy I used to work with used to say,"Sex, I'd sooner have a cheese
> sandwich"

If your wife doesn't shower that often, perhaps it;s the same thing eh?

One advantage of XP is that it recognizes more plug and play hardware
without need for drivers but for cheese sandwiches it will require the
drivers.
"Nick Thornbury" <> wrote in message
news:...
> My wife has just come upstairs and thrown a cheese sandwich at me and
> muttered something like "are you going to spend your life on that *******
> computer".
>
> I have noticed a slight cold shoulder lately and sex is not what it should
> be.
>
> Do you think I ought to get a better OS than Windows Me Is Xp worth having
> and will it give me more time with she who throws sandwiches
>
>
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>
>

> Good news - Cheese sandwich
> Bad news - Sex with a computer is not what it should be, either.


I'm still waiting for there to be a human brain nueral network interface,
so I can plug my PC into my brain and have coitus with Sherilyn Fenn, Jenny
McCarthy, or Carmen Electra for $19.99 with FULL sensory inputs straight to
the brain -- taste, smell, touch, sight, sound, etc..


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>Nick Wrote
The cheese sandwiches are quite nice and she is a rather splendid cook.
I did get the message with Microsoft Flight sim when she appeared with a
meal in a plastic tray and a plastic knife and fork.

>Reply
Was she naked, or didn't you notice.

<G>

http://community-2.webtv.net/Geo_H/RecentPictures/

Try shagging the dog

"Nick Thornbury" <> wrote in message
news:...
> My wife has just come upstairs and thrown a cheese sandwich at me and
> muttered something like "are you going to spend your life on that *******
> computer".
>
> I have noticed a slight cold shoulder lately and sex is not what it should
> be.
>
> Do you think I ought to get a better OS than Windows Me Is Xp worth having
> and will it give me more time with she who throws sandwiches
>
>
> ---
> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
> Version: 6.0.766 / Virus Database: 513 - Release Date: 17/09/2004
>
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