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Old 07-13-2004, 05:00 AM   #1
Default Computers are EVIL, the DEVIL created them ! ! !


Computers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like computers, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Computers are evil, using them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like computers.And heretics and witches shall BURN !


Harlan Osier
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:25 AM   #2
Kadaitcha Man
 
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Harlan Osier wrote:
> Computers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like computers, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Computers are evil, using them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like computers.And heretics and witches shall BURN !


Not everyone runs linux, you know.




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Old 07-13-2004, 06:00 AM   #3
d2004xx
 
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On Tue, 13 Jul 04 04:25:42 GMT, Kadaitcha Man wrote:

> Harlan Osier wrote:
>> Computers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect
>> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>>
>> If you like computers, you will lose your soul to be damned
>> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
>> for all eternity.
>>
>> So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.
>>
>> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
>> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
>> prevent Armageddon.
>>
>> Computers are evil, using them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>> witches like computers.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

>
> Not everyone runs linux, you know.


what device did the moron use to post this???

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Old 07-13-2004, 08:31 AM   #4
Cunning Linguist
 
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Harlan Osier wrote:
>> Computers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect
>> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>>
>> If you like computers, you will lose your soul to be damned
>> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
>> for all eternity.


I checked all my peers and found no server holding hell.demons. I found
alt.satanism but nowt else.

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Old 07-13-2004, 08:52 AM   #5
Brian
 
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"Harlan Osier" <> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news: om...
> Computers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like computers, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Computers are evil, using them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like computers.And heretics and witches shall BURN !


hmm i recently downloaded daemon tools.. should i delete it?


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Old 07-13-2004, 10:42 AM   #6
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d2004xx <> wrote:
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> On Tue, 13 Jul 04 04:25:42 GMT, Kadaitcha Man wrote:


>> Harlan Osier wrote:
>>> Computers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect
>>> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>>>
>>> If you like computers, you will lose your soul to be damned
>>> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
>>> for all eternity.
>>>
>>> So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.
>>>
>>> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
>>> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
>>> prevent Armageddon.
>>>
>>> Computers are evil, using them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>>> witches like computers.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

>>
>> Not everyone runs linux, you know.


> what device did the moron use to post this???


Suppose he must've whistled it directly into the phoneline like a 300 baud
modem.

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Old 07-13-2004, 11:22 AM   #7
Wizard
 
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.... and now a few words from the lunatic fringe ....

Harlan Osier wrote:
>
> Computers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like computers, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Computers are evil, using them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like computers.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

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Old 07-13-2004, 11:39 AM   #8
Kadaitcha Man
 
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Wizard wrote:

> ... and now a few words from the lunatic fringe ....


9 words. That qualifies.

few
adj : a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often
preceded by `a'; a small but indefinite number; "a few
weeks ago"; "a few more wagons than usual"; "an
invalid's pleasures are few and far between"; "few
roses were still blooming"; "few women have led troops
in battle" [ant: many]
n 1: an indefinite but relatively small number; "they bought a
case of beer and drank a few"




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Old 07-15-2004, 12:21 AM   #9
BuzBeKe
 
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Give Dick a break....he's only working on a "few" braincells. Just laugh at
his dryass jokes, pat him on the head and send him on his way.

"Kadaitcha Man" <> wrote in message
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> Wizard wrote:
>
> > ... and now a few words from the lunatic fringe ....

>
> 9 words. That qualifies.
>
> few
> adj : a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often
> preceded by `a'; a small but indefinite number; "a few
> weeks ago"; "a few more wagons than usual"; "an
> invalid's pleasures are few and far between"; "few
> roses were still blooming"; "few women have led troops
> in battle" [ant: many]
> n 1: an indefinite but relatively small number; "they bought a
> case of beer and drank a few"
>
>
>
>



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Old 07-15-2004, 02:54 AM   #10
Kadaitcha Man
 
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BuzBeKe wrote:
> Give Dick a break....he's only working on a "few" braincells. Just
> laugh at his dryass jokes, pat him on the head and send him on his
> way.


Nah. Idiots should always be given a glimpse of the dizzy heights that they
will never attain. If they come back for more they get beaten to a pulp,
dessicated and made into punch-bag filling.




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