Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Elvis
[X] Tester [ ] FLAMENET [ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert [ ] Asshole [ ] **** Head
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Moron
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Geek
[ ] AOLer [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person


You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted a message in a newsgroup other than our topic
[ ] You posted an HTML message to Usenet
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[X] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks / anything over 3 lines is SPAM!
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist ****
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of the Phreak Army
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[X] You posted a "Test"
[ ] You junkmailed me

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/webtv/Yahoo Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[X] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above


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Wizard