Starlord
, wrote in message
K6dncGpMPgzRhnenZ2dnUVZ_s-:
> Oh what a nice reply, I could follow the way and get into a lowlife
> name calling flame war, but it's a total waste of time. Better to just
> killfile'm.
Let's see, what have we here?
Start psychological profiling
POSTER: Starlord <>
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Approximate word count: 13
Punctuation: 2 full stop(s)
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Primary keywords: 1
Secondary keywords: 5
Performing analysis on keywords:
Primary Keyword: "killfile'm"
Secondary Keyword: "calling"
Secondary Keyword: "flame"
Secondary Keyword: "total"
Secondary Keyword: "waste"
Secondary Keyword: "Better"
Anticipate Starlord to have seriously impaired social and occupational
skills.
Starlord is susceptible to hide bills from his partner.
Starlord is likely to have pervasive and clearly maladaptive, abnormal
behaviour patterns.
Expect Starlord to block out awareness of anything that could affect him.
Expect Starlord to be inclined to have nicknames for his various private
parts.
Starlord conforms to Manic-Depressive personality disorder.
Starlord is likely to be employed as a clog maker, or as a well digger.
Phrases to describe Starlord:
Pimping, abused, fitful grinner; pasturing, half-bound, anaemic fishmonger;
puling, hoary, ungainly monkey.
Recommended accusations:
Pretentious; impersonal; picky.
Motivations:
To stay in control of his thoughts. To have the whole world consistent with
his ideals. To prove his strength and resist weakness.
Questions and expected responses for Starlord:
Question 1: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's house
while visiting?
Expected Response: Evidence of propensity to be a megalomaniac.
Question 2: Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she
wouldn't stay over?
Expected Response: Signs of tendency to be exhibitionistic, as if saying
'Look at me!'.
Question 3: Are any of the cushions on your couch severely worn in?
Expected Response: Highly likely to become withdrawn to protect his
self-image.
End psychological profiling for Starlord
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