I got a big problem

I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses. I
got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue. This is a
emergency.......

Butch

butchjones3@yahoo.com

<> wrote in message
news:...
>I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
> was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses. I
> got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
> Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
> stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
> 2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
> calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
> explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
> out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
> Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue. This is a

So you have one of the new BluRay players. Well done.

> emergency.......
>
> Butch

On 6/8/2006 1:35:08 AM, Gilgamesh wrote:

> <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
>> was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses.
>> I got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
>> Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
>> stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
>> 2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
>> calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
>> explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
>> out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
>> Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue.
>
> So you have one of the new BluRay players. Well done.

Ding!
--
"The term is 'courting,' thank you. The restraining order
says 'no-no,' but her eyes say 'yes-yes.'"

Now playing: the radio.

<> wrote in message
news:...
>I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
> was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses. I
> got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
> Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
> stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
> 2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
> calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
> explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
> out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
> Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue. This is a
> emergency.......
>
> Butch

It's not as big a problem as you think it is. It is a very small problem.

<> wrote in message
news:...
>I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
> was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses. I
> got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
> Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
> stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
> 2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
> calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
> explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
> out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
> Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue. This is a
> emergency.......
>
> Butch

Better hope it's not a Sony. They might also have a "root kit" installed on
there.

Art

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<> wrote in message
news:...
>I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
> was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses. I
> got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
> Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
> stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
> 2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
> calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
> explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
> out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
> Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue. This is a
> emergency.......
>
> Butch

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Just whack the sucker off.
Sounds like you don't use it anyway.