OT: Someone selling Samoans?

I heard through the grapevine that this could be a good place to hook up on
a couple of medium sized Samoans? We seem to run short of them this time of
year.

The small ones are too fast, and get away too easily, and nobody wants to
deal with the large ones after Jimmy got swallowed last spring.

Also, we pay top dollar if they are exceptionally hairy, it gives the walrus
a false sense of security.

MCSB

~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~

"~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com> wrote
in message news:...
>I heard through the grapevine that this could be a good place to hook up on
> a couple of medium sized Samoans? We seem to run short of them this time
> of
> year.
>
> The small ones are too fast, and get away too easily, and nobody wants to
> deal with the large ones after Jimmy got swallowed last spring.
>
> Also, we pay top dollar if they are exceptionally hairy, it gives the
> walrus
> a false sense of security.
>
> MCSB
>
>
"The time has come," the Walrus said.
"To talk of many things..."
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~ wrote:
> I heard through the grapevine that this could be a good place to hook up on
> a couple of medium sized Samoans? We seem to run short of them this time of
> year.
>
> The small ones are too fast, and get away too easily, and nobody wants to
> deal with the large ones after Jimmy got swallowed last spring.
>
> Also, we pay top dollar if they are exceptionally hairy, it gives the walrus
> a false sense of security.
>
> MCSB

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

What the heck were they taking when the wrote this?

"LoopBack" <> wrote in message
news: oups.com...
>
> ~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~ wrote:
>> I heard through the grapevine that this could be a good place to hook up
>> on
>> a couple of medium sized Samoans? We seem to run short of them this time
>> of
>> year.
>>
>> The small ones are too fast, and get away too easily, and nobody wants to
>> deal with the large ones after Jimmy got swallowed last spring.
>>
>> Also, we pay top dollar if they are exceptionally hairy, it gives the
>> walrus
>> a false sense of security.
>>
>> MCSB
>
> I am the eggman
> they are the eggmen
> I am the walrus
> Goo goo g' joob
>
> Mr. city policeman sitting
> pretty little policemen in a row
> See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
> See how they run
> I'm crying
> I'm crying, I'm crying
> Yellow matter custard
> Dripping from a dead dog's eye
> Crabalocker fishwife
> Pornographic priestess
> Boy, you've been a naughty girl
> you let your knickers down
>
> What the heck were they taking when the wrote this?

I dunno, but the Walrus was Paul.

Someone's looking through a glass onion.


"Frisbee1" <> wrote in message
>>
>> What the heck were they taking when the wrote this?
>
> I dunno, but the Walrus was Paul.
>
>

"LoopBack" <> wrote in message
news: oups.com...
>
> What the heck were they taking when the wrote this?
>
LOL....Everything. John had so much junk in his system that he thought Yoko was
hawt.



--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a
song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
-- www.SWPPM.com

Maybe our member in India can help with that...

Oh, I thought you said samosas.

Mmmm.... samosas....

--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

BD wrote:
> "LoopBack" <> wrote in message
> news: oups.com...
> >
> > What the heck were they taking when the wrote this?
> >
> LOL....Everything. John had so much junk in his system that he thought Yoko was
> hawt.
>
>
>
> --
> Bigus Di©kus
> MCNGP #51
> -- MCNGP.com - Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a
> song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
> -- www.SWPPM.com

LOL

Whats yellow and lives on dead beetles

"LoopBack" <> wrote in message
news: ps.com...

BD wrote:
> "LoopBack" <> wrote in message
> news: oups.com...
>
> LOL
>
> Whats yellow and lives on dead beetles
>
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?




--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a
song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
-- www.SWPPM.com

> I dunno, but the Walrus was Paul.

I could be the walrus. But it wouldn't change the fact that I still don't
own a car.