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Old 06-14-2006, 02:37 AM   #1
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So I walk into the office this afternoon after finishing my service calls
for the day. A couple of "techs" are sitting around talking about upcoming
certs they are testing for. Dipsh1t #1 says "I have a t3stk1ng for test A."
Dipsh1t #2 says "Cool, can I have it?"
I interrupt their stupid little exchange with "you guys are a bunch of
a$$fvckers." They reply with "you sound like you're MCNGP." To which I
proudly reply "Number 38 you worthless little sh1ts." After proving this
statement with saved posts and other documentation they repented of their
sins and promised to never cheat again. They also spread the word around the
office and I'm a hero to them all. On a side note, I'm gonna need 45
autographed pictures of all MCNGP members. They think we're celebrities.




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Old 06-14-2006, 03:43 AM   #2
 
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<< While I was at work, CBIC spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> So I walk into the office this afternoon after finishing my service
> calls for the day. A couple of "techs" are sitting around talking
> about upcoming certs they are testing for. Dipsh1t #1 says "I have a
> t3stk1ng for test A." Dipsh1t #2 says "Cool, can I have it?"
> I interrupt their stupid little exchange with "you guys are a bunch of
> a$$fvckers." They reply with "you sound like you're MCNGP." To which I
> proudly reply "Number 38 you worthless little sh1ts." After proving
> this statement with saved posts and other documentation they repented
> of their sins and promised to never cheat again. They also spread the
> word around the office and I'm a hero to them all. On a side note,
> I'm gonna need 45 autographed pictures of all MCNGP members. They
> think we're celebrities.
>

Right-fu©king-On!!!!!! That just ki©ks ROYAL @$$!!!!

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BD
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:43 AM   #3
 
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<< While I was at work, CBIC spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> So I walk into the office this afternoon after finishing my service
> calls for the day. A couple of "techs" are sitting around talking
> about upcoming certs they are testing for. Dipsh1t #1 says "I have a
> t3stk1ng for test A." Dipsh1t #2 says "Cool, can I have it?"
> I interrupt their stupid little exchange with "you guys are a bunch of
> a$$fvckers." They reply with "you sound like you're MCNGP." To which I
> proudly reply "Number 38 you worthless little sh1ts." After proving
> this statement with saved posts and other documentation they repented
> of their sins and promised to never cheat again. They also spread the
> word around the office and I'm a hero to them all. On a side note,
> I'm gonna need 45 autographed pictures of all MCNGP members. They
> think we're celebrities.
>

Right-fu©king-On!!!!!! That just ki©ks ROYAL @$$!!!!

--
BD
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-- MCNGP.com - The Proof is in the Pudding




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Old 06-14-2006, 03:58 AM   #4
Neil
 
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did you hear "CBIC" <> say in
news::

> On a side note, I'm gonna need 45
> autographed pictures of all MCNGP members.


think we can sell them at some kind of travelling convention or sompthing

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Old 06-14-2006, 03:58 AM   #5
Neil
 
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did you hear "CBIC" <> say in
news::

> On a side note, I'm gonna need 45
> autographed pictures of all MCNGP members.


think we can sell them at some kind of travelling convention or sompthing

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it.


Neil
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:03 AM   #6
LRM
 
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All gawked in amazement when: CBIC assaulted us with:
> So I walk into the office this afternoon after finishing my service
> calls for the day. A couple of "techs" are sitting around talking
> about upcoming certs they are testing for. Dipsh1t #1 says "I have a
> t3stk1ng for test A." Dipsh1t #2 says "Cool, can I have it?"
> I interrupt their stupid little exchange with "you guys are a bunch of
> a$$fvckers." They reply with "you sound like you're MCNGP." To which I
> proudly reply "Number 38 you worthless little sh1ts." After proving
> this statement with saved posts and other documentation they repented
> of their sins and promised to never cheat again. They also spread the
> word around the office and I'm a hero to them all. On a side note,
> I'm gonna need 45 autographed pictures of all MCNGP members. They
> think we're celebrities.


Ok, do you want me to send the sig on 8x10 glossy of my pic

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Old 06-14-2006, 04:03 AM   #7
LRM
 
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All gawked in amazement when: CBIC assaulted us with:
> So I walk into the office this afternoon after finishing my service
> calls for the day. A couple of "techs" are sitting around talking
> about upcoming certs they are testing for. Dipsh1t #1 says "I have a
> t3stk1ng for test A." Dipsh1t #2 says "Cool, can I have it?"
> I interrupt their stupid little exchange with "you guys are a bunch of
> a$$fvckers." They reply with "you sound like you're MCNGP." To which I
> proudly reply "Number 38 you worthless little sh1ts." After proving
> this statement with saved posts and other documentation they repented
> of their sins and promised to never cheat again. They also spread the
> word around the office and I'm a hero to them all. On a side note,
> I'm gonna need 45 autographed pictures of all MCNGP members. They
> think we're celebrities.


Ok, do you want me to send the sig on 8x10 glossy of my pic

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LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.




LRM
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:16 AM   #8
 
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"LRM" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> Ok, do you want me to send the sig on 8x10 glossy of my pic
>

Um....I'm gonna need you to just go ahead and ... um... send that to all of us,
ok.

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Old 06-14-2006, 05:16 AM   #9
 
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"LRM" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> Ok, do you want me to send the sig on 8x10 glossy of my pic
>

Um....I'm gonna need you to just go ahead and ... um... send that to all of us,
ok.

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Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP #00110011
-- MCNGP.com - 200 proof




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Old 06-14-2006, 06:59 AM   #10
Cerebrus
 
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Thus spake BD :

> "LRM" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> >
> > Ok, do you want me to send the sig on 8x10 glossy of my pic
> >

> Um....I'm gonna need you to just go ahead and ... um... send that to all of us,
> ok.
>
> --
> Bigus Di©kus
> MCNGP #00110011
> -- MCNGP.com - 200 proof


And some who are not "all of us" ... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeesh ?



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