70-291 details

Hi,
I am preparing for the 70-291 test.

I would like to know:
How long is the test?
What score is required in order to pass?
How many questions?
Any other usefull information

Best Regards,

Gavruek

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Thus spake Gavriel :

> Hi,
> I am preparing for the 70-291 test.
> I would like to know:

> How long is the test?

Well, since many people repeatedly ask this question, I had a friend
measure it with a Vernier calipers, and the result for the world to
know was 570 µm. (micrometer). It has now been commonly accepted in
scientific circles as the Lamer constant.

> What score is required in order to pass?

Personally, I would recommend the saxophone in order to pass. You'll
can check out <http://www.music-scores.com/> to download some cool
scores.

> How many questions?

All depends on how inquisitive the exam-setter is feeling. Tough luck,
if he's as curious as a cat !

> Any other usefull information

Oh, plenty ! But I'm a secretive kinda guy, you know...

Cerebrus

Thus spake Gavriel :

> Hi,
> I am preparing for the 70-291 test.
> I would like to know:

> How long is the test?

Well, since many people repeatedly ask this question, I had a friend
measure it with a Vernier calipers, and the result for the world to
know was 570 µm. (micrometer). It has now been commonly accepted in
scientific circles as the Lamer constant.

> What score is required in order to pass?

Personally, I would recommend the saxophone in order to pass. You'll
can check out <http://www.music-scores.com/> to download some cool
scores.

> How many questions?

All depends on how inquisitive the exam-setter is feeling. Tough luck,
if he's as curious as a cat !

> Any other usefull information

Oh, plenty ! But I'm a secretive kinda guy, you know...

Cerebrus

Gavriel wrote:
> Hi,
> I am preparing for the 70-291 test.
>
> I would like to know:
> How long is the test?
> What score is required in order to pass?
> How many questions?
> Any other usefull information
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Gavruek

*glances at NDA police*

Till I get some smokes and a bottle of Jack... I ain't telling you
nothing.

LoopBack

Gavriel wrote:
> Hi,
> I am preparing for the 70-291 test.
>
> I would like to know:
> How long is the test?
> What score is required in order to pass?
> How many questions?
> Any other usefull information
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Gavruek

*glances at NDA police*

Till I get some smokes and a bottle of Jack... I ain't telling you
nothing.

LoopBack

did you hear "Cerebrus" <> say in
news: oups.com:

>> How long is the test?
>
> Well, since many people repeatedly ask this question, I had a friend
> measure it with a Vernier calipers, and the result for the world to
> know was 570 æm. (micrometer). It has now been commonly accepted in
> scientific circles as the Lamer constant.
>

THIS ALONE makes it the PotD. If it wasn't so friggin long I would add
this to my sig monster.

could you please re-word the Lamer constant so it will fit?

THANKING YOU!

rgs

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- THIS is not a clear & present danger? I must read the rule book again.

Neil

did you hear "Cerebrus" <> say in
news: oups.com:

>> How long is the test?
>
> Well, since many people repeatedly ask this question, I had a friend
> measure it with a Vernier calipers, and the result for the world to
> know was 570 æm. (micrometer). It has now been commonly accepted in
> scientific circles as the Lamer constant.
>

THIS ALONE makes it the PotD. If it wasn't so friggin long I would add
this to my sig monster.

could you please re-word the Lamer constant so it will fit?

THANKING YOU!

rgs

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- THIS is not a clear & present danger? I must read the rule book again.

Neil

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns97E06017358neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

>> Well, since many people repeatedly ask this question, I had a friend
>> measure it with a Vernier calipers, and the result for the world to
>> know was 570 ‘m. (micrometer). It has now been commonly accepted in
>> scientific circles as the Lamer constant.
>>
>
> THIS ALONE makes it the PotD. If it wasn't so friggin long I would add
> this to my sig monster.
>

Seconded, and snarfed for you know where.

> could you please re-word the Lamer constant so it will fit?

IDAGN. Someone need to publish a table of relationships, I think. The
Lamer Constant(LaC), the Lovelace Index(Li) The Bogosity
Singularity...how are we gonna keep it all straight?

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

JaR

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns97E06017358neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

>> Well, since many people repeatedly ask this question, I had a friend
>> measure it with a Vernier calipers, and the result for the world to
>> know was 570 ‘m. (micrometer). It has now been commonly accepted in
>> scientific circles as the Lamer constant.
>>
>
> THIS ALONE makes it the PotD. If it wasn't so friggin long I would add
> this to my sig monster.
>

Seconded, and snarfed for you know where.

> could you please re-word the Lamer constant so it will fit?

IDAGN. Someone need to publish a table of relationships, I think. The
Lamer Constant(LaC), the Lovelace Index(Li) The Bogosity
Singularity...how are we gonna keep it all straight?

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

JaR

Do yourself a favor...go do a search for 291 on the MCSA group. There are a
couple of good threads there. Not only will you get an answer faster than
waiting for a response on this thread, you will also get to learn vicariously
from the insults directed at someone else rather than taking your lumps here.

--
John Strohecker, MCSE


"Gavriel" wrote:

> Hi,
> I am preparing for the 70-291 test.
>
> I would like to know:
> How long is the test?
> What score is required in order to pass?
> How many questions?
> Any other usefull information
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Gavruek
>

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