Go Back   Velocity Reviews > Newsgroups > MCSE
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply

MCSE - $99 deal for all Testking Exams

 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 05-24-2006, 12:17 PM   #1
Default $99 deal for all Testking Exams


Test King http://www.testking.net?hop=sul $99 Package Deal buys access
to over 360 Exam Guides which include all the major IT Certifications
like Microsoft, CompTIA, Oracle, CISCO, Sun, Checkpoint, Novell, HP,
ISC, Ec-Council, Citrix, A+, CISSP, IBM, Linux, Lotus Notes, CIW, PMI
and many more. You don't pay $99 each month. It is a one-time payment
which buys access to download and updates for One year. These exam
guides are usually $39-$69 each, that's thousands of dollars of savings
for you.



shania
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 03:29 PM   #2
Frisbee®
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

"shania" <> wrote in message
news: oups.com...
> Test King http://www.testking.net?hop=sul $99 Package Deal buys access
> to over 360 Exam Guides which include all the major IT Certifications
> like Microsoft, CompTIA, Oracle, CISCO, Sun, Checkpoint, Novell, HP,
> ISC, Ec-Council, Citrix, A+, CISSP, IBM, Linux, Lotus Notes, CIW, PMI
> and many more. You don't pay $99 each month. It is a one-time payment
> which buys access to download and updates for One year. These exam
> guides are usually $39-$69 each, that's thousands of dollars of savings
> for you.


Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Well you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na


  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 05:26 PM   #3
Kline Sphere
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

>Test King http://www.watchshaniatakeituptheass.com

that's just sick

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 05:36 PM   #4
JaR
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

"shania" <> wrote in news:1148469420.080163.289930
@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> $99 Package Deal


Shon and the gang from Microsoft, ever vigilant, have only allowed this
poster on the microsoft servers to show everyone what an a55fusker looks
like. They are hard at work mining the colo hosting shania with high
explosives, and we should hear a detonation soon.

Either that or they went over to the campus cafeteria for a Starbucks and a
couple of crullers.

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 06:22 PM   #5
Kline Sphere
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

>Shon and the gang from Microsoft, ever vigilant, have only allowed this
>poster on the microsoft servers to show everyone what an a55fusker looks
>like.


I believe 'em. btw I met Elvis this morning, he sends his regards....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 08:18 PM   #6
Cerebrus
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

Thus spake JaR :

>> They are hard at work mining the colo hosting shania with high
>> explosives, and we should hear a detonation soon.


Would they *still* do that, if she were "hawt" ? Man, that would be
soooooooooo cruel !!! I recommend corrective punishment and of course,
community service. Which community that is, can be decided by the
powers that be.

  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 08:53 PM   #7
JaR
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

"Cerebrus" <> wrote in news:1148498294.312018.246120@
38g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> Would they *still* do that, if she were "hawt" ? Man, that would be
> soooooooooo cruel !!! I recommend corrective punishment and of course,
> community service. Which community that is, can be decided by the
> powers that be.
>


Ummm...I think you are fantasizing about a bot.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 10:28 PM   #8
Cerebrus
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

>> Ummm...I think you are fantasizing about a bot.

Spoilsport !!!

I ain't Rip Van Winkle, but since when did bots start having such
"hawt" names ? Last one I remember, was R2-D2.

  Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 11:32 PM   #9
JaR
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams

"Cerebrus" <> wrote in news:1148506106.171157.21110
@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> , but since when did bots start having such
> "hawt" names ? Last one I remember, was R2-D2.


You thought R2-D2 was "hawt" too?

oooohhhhkayyyy...

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2006, 05:55 PM   #10
=?Utf-8?B?TG9vcEJhY2s=?=
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: $99 deal for all Testking Exams



"JaR" wrote:

> "Cerebrus" <> wrote in news:1148506106.171157.21110
> @j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
> > , but since when did bots start having such
> > "hawt" names ? Last one I remember, was R2-D2.

>
> You thought R2-D2 was "hawt" too?
>
> oooohhhhkayyyy...
>
> --
> JaR
> MCNGP #22
> Remove hat to reply
> Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
>


That B0rg chick from Star Trek was hawt. Does she count?
--
lo0py

  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump