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I write a virus in C++

 
 
Lester T. Linpord
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      02-09-2004
I hope C++ is good, since I write this virus for Osama Bin Laden and
he will cut off my genitals if the virus fails.

So any tips for a good C++ virus ?
 
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nog
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      02-09-2004
In article <bb97ab58.0402090309.a56c420
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> I hope C++ is good, since I write this virus for Osama Bin Laden and
> he will cut off my genitals if the virus fails.
>
> So any tips for a good C++ virus ?


No, but I hear that penis is a bit tough unless you cook it
slowly.
 
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E. Robert Tisdale
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      02-09-2004
Lester T. Linpord wrote:

> I hope C++ is good, since I write this virus for Osama Bin Laden and
> he will cut off my genitals if the virus fails.
>
> So any tips for a good C++ virus ?


This is an obvious troll. Please ignore it.

 
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Jonathan Turkanis
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      02-10-2004
Lester,

What you have found is the back row of an early Holocene
drive-in movie theater. Follow the used rubbers, and you will
see that they form a shallow arc. If you find the end-points of
the row, you can determine the center point of the arc. Draw
line that crosses this centerpoint as a radius of the circle that
the arc would describe if it were carried around the circumference.

Somewhere along that line, you will find a square building;
somewhat further along the line, you will find linear footings
that describe a right angle to the line.

Now here's the important part: get a life.



 
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