DVD Verdict reviews: WHO'S THAT GIRL?, CLUB PARADISE, and more!

Today, DVD Verdict posted reviews of ALL SOULS DAY, CLUB PARADISE,
EAVESDROPPER, FOREPLAY, MATRIMONIUM, THE NET 2.0, UP THE ACADEMY, USCHI
DIGARD: THE BUXOM BOMBSHELL COLLECTION, and WHO'S THAT GIRL?:


ALL SOULS DAY (reviewed by David Johnson, overall score 73/100):
"This is a zombie film, not a Father Dowling mystery! Give me flesh-
chomping, shotgun-wounding, limb-tearing, head-punching mayhem!"

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/allsoulsday.php

CLUB PARADISE (reviewed by Brett Cullum, overall score 74/100):
"The movie aims for political satire, goofy hijinks, and screwball fun.
It achieves very few of these, mainly because it tries to deliver too
much in a short amount of time. By the time it stumbles to a beachfront
revolution climax, we're not really invested in any angle, other than we
kind of like Robin Williams."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/clubparadise.php

EAVESDROPPER (reviewed by Rob Lineberger, overall score 74/100):
"Andrew Bakalar goes so far as to label this movie 'science fact.' If
the central premise of this film ever enters the realm of fact, I'll
volunteer for the next government super-weapon trial as a way of
apology. Until that time, I'll enjoy my life of non-super-weapon-trial
subject bliss and call BS."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/eavesdropper.php

FOREPLAY (reviewed by Bill Gibron, overall score 55/100):
"The narrative is bloated on free love, the acting is arch and over the
top, and the insights into human biology and libido are about as
perceptive as a prepubescent boy with a copy of Mad Magazine under his
mattress. There is a real effort here to be hip, happening, and totally
with the times, but this bawdy, buffoonish burlesque makes baggy-pants
comics seem absolutely cutting-edge."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/foreplay.php

MATRIMONIUM (reviewed by Brett Cullum, overall score 60/100):
"We're not supposed to get offended by these painful caricatures; they
are part of the spoof and meant to be campy. Yet there's always
something off with projects that set out to be bad on purpose."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/matrimonium.php

THE NET 2.0 (reviewed by Rob Lineberger, overall score 79/100):
"You don't so much watch The Net 2.0 as try to endure it."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/net2point0.php

UP THE ACADEMY (reviewed by Neal Masri, overall score 65/100):
"Mad Magazine never attached their name to a feature film again.
Ironically, National Lampoon has attached their name to much worse
drivel in the ensuing years."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/upacademy.php

USCHI DIGARD: THE BUXOM BOMBSHELL COLLECTION (reviewed by Rob
Lineberger, overall score 76/100):
"Uschi radiates an animalistic aura of raw sex, even when her clothes
are on. When she drops her blouse and reveals the nicest set of huge
natural breasts you're likely to see, it seals the deal."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/uschidigard.php

WHO'S THAT GIRL? (reviewed by Rob Lineberger, overall score 45/100):
"The parade of buffoonery is so extensive that I had cringes within
larger cringes. The most common feeling I experienced in the
interminable 92 minutes of this film was sympathetic pangs of
revulsion."

FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/whosthatgirl.php

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