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What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.

1. You know that whoever gave it to you wants you to get VD, (venereal
disease), so the first thing to do it punch them in the face.

2. Take a hammer and immediately beat the DVD until its at least 25
pieces.

3. Build a large fire and burn the pieces from the damn thing, being
careful not to inhale the toxic, radioactive smoke.

4. Wash you hands carefully using a strong detergent to remove any
radioactive waste.

5. Find the asshole that gave you that DVD and beat the **** out of
them one more time for causing you all that trouble.

Note: If someone also gives you a DVD playing machine, immediately cut
the cord off of it, wrap the cord around the neck of that person that
gave it to you and hang them with the cord. Once they are hanging, be
sure to plug the cord into an outlet so insure they die.

<dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com> wrote in message
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>
> Note: If someone also gives you a DVD playing machine, immediately cut
> the cord off of it, wrap the cord around the neck of that person that
> gave it to you and hang them with the cord. Once they are hanging, be
> sure to plug the cord into an outlet so insure they die.
>
>

Okay, give me your addy and I'll mail you one...I'm sure I'll get a Tax
write-off for sending you one as a public service for the world LOL

dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com wrote in
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> What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.
>
> 1. You know that whoever gave it to you wants you to get VD, (venereal
> disease), so the first thing to do it punch them in the face.
>
> 2. Take a hammer and immediately beat the DVD until its at least 25
> pieces.
>
> 3. Build a large fire and burn the pieces from the damn thing, being
> careful not to inhale the toxic, radioactive smoke.
>
> 4. Wash you hands carefully using a strong detergent to remove any
> radioactive waste.
>
> 5. Find the asshole that gave you that DVD and beat the **** out of
> them one more time for causing you all that trouble.
>
> Note: If someone also gives you a DVD playing machine, immediately cut
> the cord off of it, wrap the cord around the neck of that person that
> gave it to you and hang them with the cord. Once they are hanging, be
> sure to plug the cord into an outlet so insure they die.
>
>

My daughter has ask for the TV series "24". Should I not buy them for her?

On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 00:16:46 -0000, Fay <> wrote:

>dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com wrote in
>news: :
>
>> What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.
>>
>> 1. You know that whoever gave it to you wants you to get VD, (venereal
>> disease), so the first thing to do it punch them in the face.
>>
>> 2. Take a hammer and immediately beat the DVD until its at least 25
>> pieces.
>>
>> 3. Build a large fire and burn the pieces from the damn thing, being
>> careful not to inhale the toxic, radioactive smoke.
>>
>> 4. Wash you hands carefully using a strong detergent to remove any
>> radioactive waste.
>>
>> 5. Find the asshole that gave you that DVD and beat the **** out of
>> them one more time for causing you all that trouble.
>>
>> Note: If someone also gives you a DVD playing machine, immediately cut
>> the cord off of it, wrap the cord around the neck of that person that
>> gave it to you and hang them with the cord. Once they are hanging, be
>> sure to plug the cord into an outlet so insure they die.
>>
>>
>
>My daughter has ask for the TV series "24". Should I not buy them for her?

Definately not. Just because she asked for it, wont stop her from
beating the crap out of you after she gets it. Besides, why would you
want to give your daughter the DREADED VENEREAL DISEASE !

<dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com> wrote in message
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> What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.

1) Thank the gift giver.

2) Open it.

3) Put it in your DVD player. If you do not own one
then go out the next day and buy one.

4) Watch the DVD.

5) Enjoy.

See.... now that wasn't very hard at all.

On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:49:04 -0600, "Brian The Demolition Man Little"
<> wrote:

><dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com> wrote in message
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>> What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.
>
>1) Thank the gift giver.
>
>2) Open it.
>
>3) Put it in your DVD player. If you do not own one
>then go out the next day and buy one.
>
>4) Watch the DVD.
>

I tried to watch a DVD once. I watched it for a half hour.
It did nothing at all, and watching it was really boring. It just
laid on the table. It never moved or danced or anything. I finally
took it out of the plastic case and looked at the disk thingee inside.
I watched that thing for another half hour. That thing didnt do
nothing either. Why do people watch them? Its really boring.

>5) Enjoy.
>
>See.... now that wasn't very hard at all.
>

In article <>,
dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com wrote:

> I tried to watch a DVD once. I watched it for a half hour.
> It did nothing at all, and watching it was really boring. It just
> laid on the table. It never moved or danced or anything. I finally
> took it out of the plastic case and looked at the disk thingee inside.
> I watched that thing for another half hour. That thing didnt do
> nothing either. Why do people watch them? Its really boring.

I guess you missed this part:

> >3) Put it in your DVD player. If you do not own one
> >then go out the next day and buy one.

Stupid troll..
--
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we." - George Dumbya Bush

"Black Locust" <> wrote in message
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> In article <>,
> dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com wrote:
>
>> I tried to watch a DVD once. I watched it for a half hour.
>> It did nothing at all, and watching it was really boring. It just
>> laid on the table. It never moved or danced or anything. I finally
>> took it out of the plastic case and looked at the disk thingee inside.
>> I watched that thing for another half hour. That thing didnt do
>> nothing either. Why do people watch them? Its really boring.
>
> I guess you missed this part:
>
>> >3) Put it in your DVD player. If you do not own one
>> >then go out the next day and buy one.
>
> Stupid troll..

Naw, he probably was trying to watch "Gigli."

Brian The Demolition Man Little