*WARNING* - DVDs Can Kill You

WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION

DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.

Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.

However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
circumstances.

It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.

Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.

If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
information and further assistance.

Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
DVDs.

Sincerely,
Consumer Protection

listitem44x@consumerprotection.org

If you're trying to come up with a spoof, at least get someone with a
brain to write it for you!

Andrew White

WANKER!

wrote:
> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
> DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
> fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
> market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
> cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.
>
> Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
> followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
> should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
> allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
> never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
> indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
> allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
> come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
> objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
> outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
> container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
> DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
> place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
> never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.
>
> However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
> burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
> the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
> temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
> circumstances.
>
> It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
> permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
> or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
> exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.
>
> Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
> container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
> After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
> disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
> above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.
>
> If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
> year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
> information and further assistance.
>
> Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
> DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
> DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
> DVDs.
>
> Sincerely,
> Consumer Protection
>
>
>
>
>

Darkknight

Warning this is bogus info. Duh.

Greg R

Greg R

Some people are just too stupid to live. Sad, really.


<> wrote in message
news...
> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
> DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
> fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
> market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
> cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.
>
> Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
> followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
> should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
> allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
> never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
> indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
> allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
> come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
> objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
> outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
> container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
> DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
> place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
> never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.
>
> However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
> burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
> the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
> temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
> circumstances.
>
> It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
> permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
> or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
> exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.
>
> Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
> container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
> After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
> disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
> above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.
>
> If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
> year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
> information and further assistance.
>
> Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
> DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
> DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
> DVDs.
>
> Sincerely,
> Consumer Protection
>
>
>
>
>

Pug Fugley

** schreef op 25/12/2004 in
_alt.video.dvd_
> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
> DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
> fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
> market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
> cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.
>
> Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
> followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
> should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
> allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
> never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
> indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
> allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
> come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
> objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
> outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
> container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
> DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
> place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
> never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.
>
> However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
> burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
> the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
> temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
> circumstances.
>
> It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
> permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
> or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
> exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.
>
> Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
> container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
> After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
> disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
> above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.
>
> If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
> year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
> information and further assistance.
>
> Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
> DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
> DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
> DVDs.
>
> Sincerely,
> Consumer Protection

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Rudi.$

> Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
> container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section
88F.
> After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
> disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
> above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.

Actually, proper disposal requires that you send it to me. I'll throw
it away for you.

larrybud2002@yahoo.com

<> wrote in message
news...
> Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important
Of course it is. I don't want any scratches on my DVDs.

Mark Jones

If you are so anxious to get out a warning, why don't you want anyone to
know who you are? You have no traceable ISP so you are a troll.

<> wrote in message
news...
> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
> DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
> fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
> market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
> cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.
>
> Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
> followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
> should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
> allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
> never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
> indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
> allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
> come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
> objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
> outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
> container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
> DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
> place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
> never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.
>
> However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
> burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
> the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
> temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
> circumstances.
>
> It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
> permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
> or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
> exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.
>
> Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
> container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
> After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
> disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
> above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.
>
> If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
> year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
> information and further assistance.
>
> Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
> DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
> DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
> DVDs.
>
> Sincerely,
> Consumer Protection
>
>
>
>
>

KY

wrote in
news:

> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
> DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
> fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
> market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
> cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.

You know, I think they use dihydrogen monoxide during the manufacturing
process, too. This is a chemical that is a constituent of many known toxic
substances, diseases, and environmental hazards. Lethal to humans in as
small a dose as a thumbleful. Yearly, Dihydrogen Monoxide is known to
cause many deaths and contribute to millions of dollars in damage to
property. It is even a major component of acid rain.

This horrible compound is used in nuclear power plants, in the production
of styrofoam, in biological and chemical weapons, and was even in use in
Nazi death camps.

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide NOW!

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