This Newsgroup must be Removed

I have contacted the Bush administration and personally filed a
complaint against this newsgroup. In accordance with the Bush
policies to make America more moral, it was brought to my attention
that the name of this newsgroup is extremely offensive, and this group
must be removed from the internet. This is due to the fact that the
name of this newsgroup contains VD. Everyone knows that VD stands for
venereal disease, which is a sexually transmitted disease. In the
process of cleaning up the morals in America, this newsgroup will be
removed. Additionally, all DVDs, DVD equipment and all advertising
associated with DVD must receive a name change, or be entirely banned.
The initials DVD can no longer be used in a moral America. It's time
this country look into family values and clean up all the smut in this
country, which includes, but is not limited to the use of the initials
DVD.

On a final note, I do not want to deny anyone the right to talk about
movies on disk. Therefore, as soon as this newsgroup is removed, I
would like to propose that another newsgroup be created and
appropriately called alt.video.movies.disk.

Thank you for your time.

Rev. Thomas Fuller
Christian Baptist Minister - Utah

* Christians working to bring morals back to America *

revtfuller@christiannet.net

<> wrote:

> I have contacted the Bush administration and personally filed a
> complaint against this newsgroup.

Does anybody remember when satire was actually funny?

Neill Massello

>> I have contacted the Bush administration and personally filed a
>> complaint against this newsgroup.
>
>Does anybody remember when satire was actually funny?
>

Now it's funny only on Mad magazine and "The Simpsons."

Satire here is usually annoying. - Reinhart

LASERandDVDfan

>Unless it's "The Simpsons" whining about Mad Magazine.
>(Again.)

I think it takes some guts to satirize a famous satire publication which has
likely taken shots at the Simpsons anyways.

"What, me worry?" - Reinhart

LASERandDVDfan

LASERandDVDfan wrote:

>>>I have contacted the Bush administration and personally filed a
>>>complaint against this newsgroup.
>>
>>Does anybody remember when satire was actually funny?
>
> Now it's funny only on Mad magazine and "The Simpsons."

Unless it's "The Simpsons" whining about Mad Magazine.
(Again.)

Derek Janssen (let it go, Matt, they're not the only ones who hate you!)

Derek Janssen

LASERandDVDfan wrote:

>>Unless it's "The Simpsons" whining about Mad Magazine.
>>(Again.)
>
> I think it takes some guts to satirize a famous satire publication which has
> likely taken shots at the Simpsons anyways.

....That, or an inability to leave the schoolyard.

Derek Janssen (geeks, MAD, the Internet...It's all a vast conspiracy to
spread the lie that the show's not funny!)

Derek Janssen

>
>Now it's funny only on Mad magazine and "The Simpsons."

The Simpsons hasn't been funny since about '98.

Vlvetmorning98

>Everyone knows that VD stands for
>venereal disease, which is a sexually transmitted disease. In the
>process of cleaning up the morals in America, this newsgroup will be
>removed.
>Everyone knows that VD stands for
>venereal disease, which is a sexually transmitted disease. In the
>process of cleaning up the morals in America, this newsgroup will be
>removed.

what's scary is that Powell, Jr. would probably take that seriously.

Vlvetmorning98

Derek Janssen <> wrote:

>LASERandDVDfan wrote:

>>>Unless it's "The Simpsons" whining about
>>>Mad Magazine. (Again.)

>>I think it takes some guts to satirize a
>>famous satire publication which has likely
>>taken shots at the Simpsons anyways.

>...That, or an inability to leave the
>schoolyard.

>Derek Janssen (geeks, MAD, the
>Internet...It's all a vast conspiracy to
>spread the lie that the show's not funny!)
Well, this year it hasn't been. Which is regretful, since last season
was so strong, probably the show's best season in over a decade.






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>
>...That, or an inability to leave the schoolyard.

Eh. South Park is schoolyard. - Reinhart

LASERandDVDfan