Destroy your DVD's For Christ

If you want to get to heaven, you must destroy your DVDs.
DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
not destroyed.

Please burn or mutilate your DVDs.
DO NOT toss them in the garbage or give them to anyone else. You will
only spread the curse elsewhere.

If you do not have a place to burn them, take a hammer or other heavy
object and beat them into pieces. Another way to destroy them is to
tie them to your car bumper and let them grind against the highway.

If you love Jesus Christ, you must show him by destroying your DVDs.
Do it today, because tomorrow you could die, and your soul would burn
in hell for all of eternity because you died with DVDs in your
possession.

Jesus Loves You *** Jesus Hates DVDs

sister-margaret@holychristians.org

sister- wrote:
> If you want to get to heaven, you must destroy your DVDs.
> DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
> not destroyed.

Must be that time of the month once again eh?

--
Brian The Demolition Man Little

Brian The Demolition Man Little

<sister-> wrote in message
news:...
> Jesus Loves You *** Jesus Hates DVDs

Would that be Sister Margaret of the Holy Order of Videotapes? Methinks you
have an anti-disc agenda!!!!!!

Joe McC

Joe McC wrote:
> <sister-> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Jesus Loves You *** Jesus Hates DVDs
>
> Would that be Sister Margaret of the Holy Order of Videotapes?
> Methinks you have an anti-disc agenda!!!!!!

Either that or is just bored.

--
Brian The Demolition Man Little

Brian The Demolition Man Little

sister- wrote:
> If you want to get to heaven, you must destroy your DVDs.
> DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
> not destroyed.
>
> Please burn or mutilate your DVDs.
> DO NOT toss them in the garbage or give them to anyone else. You will
> only spread the curse elsewhere.
>
> If you do not have a place to burn them, take a hammer or other heavy
> object and beat them into pieces. Another way to destroy them is to
> tie them to your car bumper and let them grind against the highway.
>
> If you love Jesus Christ, you must show him by destroying your DVDs.
> Do it today, because tomorrow you could die, and your soul would burn
> in hell for all of eternity because you died with DVDs in your
> possession.
>
> Jesus Loves You *** Jesus Hates DVDs

Nurse, she's out of bed again ...

Meng

<sister-> wrote in message
news:...
> If you want to get to heaven, you must destroy your DVDs.
> DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
> not destroyed.
>
> Please burn or mutilate your DVDs.
> DO NOT toss them in the garbage or give them to anyone else. You will
> only spread the curse elsewhere.
>
> If you do not have a place to burn them, take a hammer or other heavy
> object and beat them into pieces. Another way to destroy them is to
> tie them to your car bumper and let them grind against the highway.
>
> If you love Jesus Christ, you must show him by destroying your DVDs.
> Do it today, because tomorrow you could die, and your soul would burn
> in hell for all of eternity because you died with DVDs in your
> possession.
>
> Jesus Loves You *** Jesus Hates DVDs

Save a kitten! Don't masturbate!

hunkahunkaburninluv

Maybe we should start with "The Passion".

On Wed, 01 Sep 2004 03:02:28 -0500, sister-
wrote:

>If you want to get to heaven, you must destroy your DVDs.
>DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
>not destroyed.
>
>Please burn or mutilate your DVDs.
>DO NOT toss them in the garbage or give them to anyone else. You will
>only spread the curse elsewhere.
>
>If you do not have a place to burn them, take a hammer or other heavy
>object and beat them into pieces. Another way to destroy them is to
>tie them to your car bumper and let them grind against the highway.
>
>If you love Jesus Christ, you must show him by destroying your DVDs.
>Do it today, because tomorrow you could die, and your soul would burn
>in hell for all of eternity because you died with DVDs in your
>possession.
>
>Jesus Loves You *** Jesus Hates DVDs

Educated Wastebasket

<sister-> wrote in message
news:...
> DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
> not destroyed.
Mankind is doomed then.

Mark Jones

Mark Jones <> wrote:
> <sister-> wrote in message
> news:...
> > DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
> > not destroyed.
> Mankind is doomed then.

But what a way to go!

Kevin

Must be a laserdisc fan.


<sister-> wrote in message
news:...
> If you want to get to heaven, you must destroy your DVDs.
> DVDs are the work of Satan and will destroy all of mankind if they are
> not destroyed.
>
> Please burn or mutilate your DVDs.
> DO NOT toss them in the garbage or give them to anyone else. You will
> only spread the curse elsewhere.
>
> If you do not have a place to burn them, take a hammer or other heavy
> object and beat them into pieces. Another way to destroy them is to
> tie them to your car bumper and let them grind against the highway.
>
> If you love Jesus Christ, you must show him by destroying your DVDs.
> Do it today, because tomorrow you could die, and your soul would burn
> in hell for all of eternity because you died with DVDs in your
> possession.
>
> Jesus Loves You *** Jesus Hates DVDs

Bernie Woodham