I have God on DVD

I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
voice. I am going to be selling these on Ebay, but they will not be
cheap.

If anyone wants to avoid the Ebay fees, you can place an order now.
I plan to put them on Ebay as soon as I run off several thousand
copies, so dont delay.

cliffdweller@cucme.com

On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 08:11:46 -0500, wrote:

> I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
> There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
> voice. I am going to be selling these on Ebay, but they will not be
> cheap.
>
> If anyone wants to avoid the Ebay fees, you can place an order now.
> I plan to put them on Ebay as soon as I run off several thousand
> copies, so dont delay.

God's likely not going to be happy with you making money off his presence
in your DVDs. Did you pay him for His time? Does He get some royalities?
Hope you checked with the Actors' Union. And don't think you can not pay
him for the voice-over time - voice-overs don't come cheap.

Sam Lowry

"Sam Lowry" wrote:
>
> > I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
> > There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
> > voice. I am going to be selling these on Ebay, but they will not be
> > cheap.
> >
> > If anyone wants to avoid the Ebay fees, you can place an order now.
> > I plan to put them on Ebay as soon as I run off several thousand
> > copies, so dont delay.
>
> God's likely not going to be happy with you making money off his presence
> in your DVDs. Did you pay him for His time? Does He get some royalities?
> Hope you checked with the Actors' Union. And don't think you can not pay
> him for the voice-over time - voice-overs don't come cheap.

Does it have a commentary track by Jesus and/or Satan? And if I use it as a
coaster, will it turn whatever I drink into wine or at least prevent the ice
cubes from melting?

T.B.

TB

Does GOD get any royalties from this miracle appearance that you want to
cash-in on several thousand times? Is there a commentary and deleted
scenes? Maybe a behind the scenes featurette and cast biographies? Are
there subtitles or is it closed captioned? Because surely GOD wants to
reach the biggest audience as possible. And what about language tracks? Is
GOD in anamorphic widescreen with Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound and a DTS
track? Is there a fullscreen version? GOD loves those who buy fullscreen
too, right? I'm sorry, but I want all the extras. I guess I'll just wait
for the Special Edition. Wait a minute, GOD's not gonna call me after
watching this and tell me I'm gonna die in seven days, right?

M.
(GOD's a HE?)


<> wrote in message
news:...
> I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
> There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
> voice. I am going to be selling these on Ebay, but they will not be
> cheap.
>
> If anyone wants to avoid the Ebay fees, you can place an order now.
> I plan to put them on Ebay as soon as I run off several thousand
> copies, so dont delay.
>
>

Morgan

>I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
>There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
>voice. I am going to be selling these on Ebay, but they will not be
>cheap.

What does She sound like?
Best,

Mark Allen Zimmerman * Chicago

MarkZimmerman

you have it on betamax ??

<> wrote in message
news:...
> I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
> There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
> voice. I am going to be selling these on Ebay, but they will not be
> cheap.
>
> If anyone wants to avoid the Ebay fees, you can place an order now.
> I plan to put them on Ebay as soon as I run off several thousand
> copies, so dont delay.
>
>

howie feltersnatch

MarkZimmerman wrote:

>>I have God on DVD.
>
> What does She sound like?

....Aha, so it IS Hillary!

Derek Janssen (knew it, from the way she was acting)

Derek Janssen

On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 08:11:46 -0500, wrote:

>I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.

I have lots of John Ford on DVD too.

Tranquility Base

>I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
>There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
>voice.

Get real people....If you saw the movie Oh God you would know that his voice
can not be recorded.
Sir G

SIR Gary G

Sam Lowry <> wrote in message news:<pdwq0gjm8733.ifw00wt5re16$.>.. .
> On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 08:11:46 -0500, wrote:
>
> I have God on DVD. No, it's not an actor, this is the REAL GOD.
> There is just under two minutes of video, and about 3 minutes of his
> voice. I am going to be selling these on Ebay, but they will not be
> cheap.

Well, I guess it will get more attention than a burning bush.

-Eric

Eric R.