"Jordan Lund" <> wrote in message
news: om...
> OK, so I watched Kill Bill again last night and I've come to a
> different conclusion than I have previously...
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> If you read below you WILL HAVE the very end of the movie spoiled for
> you...
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Is it possible that that her and Bill hook up again and raise their
daughter. Did Bill provide the demon seed for a really bad child that grows
up to be Cool Mountain Cucumber a rarified beast that mangles and dismembers
livestock. What about Bill's very old penis. Would Beatrix touch let alone
thrust that tired old soldier? Bill was rich and he knew martial arts well,
however, he had a very old shriveled member.
The next installment of this Shaw Brothers influenced series should be
called "Kill Bill?".
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> So here's my conclusion... Beatrix uses the 5-point palm exploding
> heart technique to kill Bill... but at the very end she's lying on the
> bathroom floor, half crying, half laughing and says "Thank you."
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> Thank you to who? For what?
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> I'm thinking that she didn't really kill Bill. There is no 5-point
> palm exploding heart technique (or if there is, Pai Mei didn't teach
> it to her.) It was all an elaborate play act to give Beatrix her
> percieved revenge and allow Bill to let her go gracefully without
> losing face.
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> The theme is introduced when Bill and B.B. "get the drop" on Beatrix
> as she comes through the door. It's all pretend, the civility between
> them is pretend. That's why she's laughing and crying at the end,
> after everything that happened, after everything they both did, he let
> her and her daughter go.
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> Further evidence comes from the end credits. The other people on the
> list are all accounted for, Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Liu and Michael Madsen
> all have lines drawn through their names showing that their characters
> died. Daryl Hannah is left in a questionable state and is marked with
> a question mark in the credits.
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> But Uma Thurman and David Carradine share unmarked credits leading me
> to think that they both live what can only be described for their
> characters as happily ever after.
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> - Jordan
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