Official Program for the Democratic National Convention-Come to Boston and witness history

6:00 pm – Boy Scouts booed off stage.
6:10 pm – Opening Flag burning ceremony.
6:15 pm ! Ted Kennedy Speech "I Remember Mary Jo"
6:30 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a Toast
6:35 pm – Tribute and Remembrance to Viet Cong war dead
7:00 pm – Collect donations for al-Zawahri Defense Fund.
7:30 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a Toast
7:35 pm – Tribute theme to France
8:00 pm – "Peace Through Surrender Rally", Michael Moore hosting.
8:30 pm – Terrorist Appeasement Workshop, Jimmy Carter hosting
9:00 pm – Mass Gay Marriage Ceremony
9:15 pm - ***Intermission – Free copies of the Koran!!!***
9:30 pm – Teddy Kennedy IS toast
9:35 pm – John Kerry is presented with Purple Hearts 4 and 5 for
falling off his snow board and bicycle and then promptly tosses some
veterans purple hearts into the mosh pit.
9:45 pm – Bill Clinton cameo.
11:00 pm – Bill Clinton refuses to leave the stage and is "ushered"
off.
11:01 pm – Teddy Kennedy utters something intelligible and drinks
directly from the bottle
11:02 pm – John Kerry lays out his platform.
11:30 pm – John Kerry lays out the other platform that contradicts the
first platform.
11:55 pm – Teddy Kennedy is now finishing everyone else drinks.
12:00 am – John Kerry accepts the Democratic nomination for President
BUT not before he turns it down

7lowerB7

Okay, you should have put "OT" or "off-topic" in the header, but this is
hilarious.

--
"Hey, I bet people will buy my ugly shirts if I put my name on them."
--Tommy Hilfiger

Grand Inquisitor
http://www.dvdprofiler.com/mycollection.asp?alias=Oost

Grand Inquisitor

"7lowerB7" <> wrote in message
news:...
> 6:00 pm - Boy Scouts booed off stage.

> 12:00 am - John Kerry accepts the Democratic nomination for President
> BUT not before he turns it down
>
Repetitive, clichéd and boring.

Stephen Clark

7lowerB7 wrote on [Sat, 29 May 2004 19:21:11 GMT]:

Will it be on DVD?

Justin

On Sat, 29 May 2004 23:04:41 +0100, "Stephen Clark" <>
wrote:

>
>"7lowerB7" <> wrote in message
>news:.. .
>> 6:00 pm - Boy Scouts booed off stage.
>
>> 12:00 am - John Kerry accepts the Democratic nomination for President
>> BUT not before he turns it down
>>
>Repetitive, clichéd and boring.

I agree John Kerry is that...








Remove "HeadFromButt", before replying by email.

maxfoo

"maxfoo" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Sat, 29 May 2004 23:04:41 +0100, "Stephen Clark"
<>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"7lowerB7" <> wrote in message
> >news:.. .
> >> 6:00 pm - Boy Scouts booed off stage.
> >
> >> 12:00 am - John Kerry accepts the Democratic nomination for President
> >> BUT not before he turns it down
> >>
> >Repetitive, clichéd and boring.
>
> I agree John Kerry is that...
>
Whilst Bush Jnr is just crooked, impetuous and dangerous.

Stephen Clark

On Sun, 30 May 2004 12:41:04 +0100, "Stephen Clark" <>
wrote:

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>Whilst Bush Jnr is just crooked, impetuous and dangerous.

Silence, you english peasant, that's our King you speak of...






Remove "HeadFromButt", before replying by email.

maxfoo

maxfoo <> wrote:

> On Sun, 30 May 2004 12:41:04 +0100, "Stephen Clark" <>
> wrote:
>
> >>
> >Whilst Bush Jnr is just crooked, impetuous and dangerous.
>
> Silence, you english peasant, that's our King you speak of...
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Remove "HeadFromButt", before replying by email.

Perhaps you should do this before posting...

Frank Malczewski

In article <1gelnnb.102v5av1q2jdtsN%>,
(Frank Malczewski) wrote:

> > Remove "HeadFromButt", before replying by email.
>
> Perhaps you should do this before posting...

LOL! Post of the week!
--
BL

Black Locust

On Sat, 29 May 2004 19:35:43 GMT, Grand Inquisitor
<> wrote:

>Okay, you should have put "OT" or "off-topic" in the header, but this is
>hilarious.


You're right-my apologies to the group

7lowerB7