Michael Moore responds to the wacko attackos
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/wackoattacko/
How to Deal with the Lies and the Lying Liars When They Lie about
"Bowling for Columbine"
by Michael Moore
One thing you get used to when you're in what's called "the public
eye" is reading the humorous fiction that others like to write about you.
For instance, I have read in quite respectable and trustworthy publications
that a) I'm a college graduate (I'm not), be) I was a factory worker (I quit
the first day), and c) I have two brothers (I have none). Newsweek wrote
that I live in a penthouse on Central Park West (I live above a Baby Gap
store, and not on any park), and the Internet Movie Database once listed me
as the director of the Elvis movie, "Blue Hawaii" ( I was 6 at the time the
film was made, but I was quite skilled in directing my sisters in building
me a snowman). Lately, my favorite mistake is the one many reviewers made
crediting the cartoon in "Bowling for Columbine" as being the work of the
"South Park" creators. It isn't. I wrote it and my buddy Harold Moss's
animation studio drew it.
I've enjoyed reading these inventions/mistakes about this "Michael
Moore." I mean, who wouldn't want to fantasize about ...The Truth: Lockheed
Martin is the largest weapons-maker in the world. The Littleton facility has
been manufacturing missiles, missile components, and other weapons systems
for almost half a century. In the 50s, workers at the Littleton facility
constructed the first Titan intercontinental ballistic missile, designed to
unleash a nuclear warhead on the Soviet Union; in the mid-80s, they were
partially assembling MX missiles, instruments for the minuteman ICBM, a
space laser weapon called Zenith Star, and a Star....
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