Cult film "Arise" (SubGenius) released on DVD

Subject: ARISE! ye lazy-bones
Date: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 12:45:09 -0500
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack
Message-ID: <310120041245091767%>

ARISE! -- The SubGenius Movie, is now available on DVD from our
catalog.

http://subgenius.com/scatalog/video.htm

This re-issue has been a long time in the remaking. Working from the
original 1" video master tapes, we carefully restored this legendary
video collage masterpiece to a better condition than it enjoyed in
1991, when the master was last worked over. (ARISE was distributed by
Polygram in the early 90s, and was even in stores briefly --until
Blockbuster went all "Christian" and had 800 copies returned en masse,
resulting in Polygram basically dropping it like a dirty-bomb. For
many
years, only VHS copies and bootlegs have been available.)

We carefully reworked and improved the sound, tweaked shots here and
there, threw in a couple of Bushes and an Osama, and as many bonuses
as the DVD size allows -- including a gorgeous Dobbshead meditation
loop, the SubGenius Church commercial from 1990, and the brand new
X-Day at Brushwood short. The interface is slick as snot on a
doorknob, with little time-windows into each of the 27 chapters and
bonus bits. ONLY $19.95. BUY NOW!! I'm posting the soundtrack album to
alt.binaries.slack in MP3s this week, if you want to just hear Hal
Robins' dramatic narration and DK Jones' stunning music, and try to
IMAGINE what we came up with for visuals.

Digitally Restored Directly from the Original 1-inch High-Resolution
Master Tapes*

Countless Bonus Extras not on the VHS!

"One of the ten most essential underground videos." - Film Threat

"The most psychedelic multimedia project I have ever seen." -- Robert
Anton Wilson

GET EVEN WITH EVERYONE YOU HATE,
SIMPLY BY WATCHING THIS!

SEE... the erotic life and gory death of swinging Sex God J. R. "Bob"
Dobbs

HEAR... the secrets of a mind-altering alien sex conspiracy which
promises to destroy all human society!

THINK... for the VERY FIRST TIME!

THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS?
-- Dangerous Cult, or Get-Rich-Quick Put-On?
WHY NOT BOTH??

Written by Rev. Ivan Stang € Narrated by Hal Robins
Music by DK Jones
Directed/Edited by Rev. Cordt Holland & Rev. Ivan Stang
RealBob Dobbshead cover by Nenslo

26 Chapters plus Bonus Random Time Control Clip

01 Meditation Enhancement Loop

02 SubG Commercial

03 Instructions

04 Hypno-Intro Title

05 Intro Barrage

06 What is a SubGenius?

07 The Life of "Bob"

08 What is Slack?

09 The Conspiracy

10 Welcome to the End Times

11 "Typical" SubGenius...?

12 Aliends and X-Day

13 The Elder Gods

14 Hate of the Normals

15 The End of the World

16 "Bob" Is a Sex God

17 Dobbstown

18 ShorDurPerSavs

19 Bobbies

20 Or Kill Me

21 Is "Bob" Dead?

22 The Sloppy Second Coming

23 The Church and You

24 End Credits

25 2004 Update

26 X-Day Drill Commercial

27 Bonus Random Time Control Clip


* Master tapes themselves made from 3/4", Betamax, old 16mm film,
Fisher-Price pixelvision, Atari 64 cartridges, 8-track tapes, etc.

http://subgenius.com/scatalog/video.htm

--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-952
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX
78720-4206
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