WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION

WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION

DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.

Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.

However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
circumstances.

It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.

Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.

If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
information and further assistance.

Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
DVDs.

Sincerely,
Consumer Protection

listitem45y@consumerprotection.org

Smoking DVD's can be dangous to your health <grin>.

Will accourting to this warning we should all be dead by now.

Regards Brian


wrote:

>WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
>DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
>fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
>market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
>cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.
>
>Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
>followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
>should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
>allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
>never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
>indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
>allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
>come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
>objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
>outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
>container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
>DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
>place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
>never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.
>
>However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
>burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
>the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
>temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
>circumstances.
>
>It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
>permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
>or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
>exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.
>
>Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
>container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
>After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
>disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
>above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.
>
>If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
>year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
>information and further assistance.
>
>Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
>DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
>DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
>DVDs.
>
>Sincerely,
>Consumer Protection

Brian

LOL BULLSHIT!!!!

<> wrote in message
news:...
> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
> DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
> fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
> market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
> cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.
>
> Proper DVD handling and use is extremely important, and must be
> followed exactly as stated in this article. Under no circumstances
> should you ever touch or contact a DVD with the naked skin. Never
> allow a DVD to play inside an unventilated area, which means they MUST
> never be played indoors. Always play DVDs outdoors, and run a wire
> indoors to your tv. Never look into a DVD under sunlight. Never
> allow a DVD to contact food or cooking utinsels. Never allow a DVD to
> come in contact with any clothing, fabrics, furniture, or other
> objects that you will contact with your skin. DVDs must be stored
> outdoors, and away from children and pets. ALways label your DVD
> container, with the words "CAUTION DVD DISKS". When you purchase a
> DVD (not recommended), do not put it into the interior of you vehicle,
> place it in the trunk ONLY. Do not smoke anywhere near a DVD, and
> never allow a pregnant woman within 1000 feet of any DVDs.
>
> However, the worst toxins are emitted while "burning" a DVD. Never
> burn a DVD indoors, do so only outdoors, and only with a fan blowing
> the vapors downwind from yourself. Never burn a DVD when the
> temperature is above 50 degrees, and never in sunlight under any
> circumstances.
>
> It can take as little as one quarter hour to cause severe and
> permanent bodily damage to yourself, or another, if you allow yourself
> or others to be exposed to a DVD disk used improperly. Intentional
> exposure to another person can result in legal consequences.
>
> Anyone disposing of a DVD *MUST* wrap it in an approved, air tight
> container, as listed in the federal bulletin #602c282.304 section 88F.
> After placing the DVD into the approved container, they *MUST* be
> disposed in accordance to the federal law as stated in the article
> above. Violations are subject to fine, and/or imprisonment.
>
> If you feel you have been improperly exposed to a DVD, within the past
> year, contact your local poison control center immediately, for
> information and further assistance.
>
> Currently several insurance corporations are working toward banning
> DVDs entirely. Some in the industry are recommending replacing your
> DVD collections with Video Cassettes, and properly disposing of all
> DVDs.
>
> Sincerely,
> Consumer Protection
>

tom

Ugh. Not this crap again. The trolls must be running out of ideas.
--
BL

Black Locust

wrote:
> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>

WARNING - AVOID REPETITION OF USENET POSTS

On older, non-plasma computer screens, the bombardment of electrons in
the same patterns over extended and repeated periods of time can produce
harmful effects on both the life of the screen, and any radiation
absorbed by the desk user.
Therefore, in the interest of safe computing, it is highly recommended
NOT to repeatedly post the exact same troll gag in excess of once a
year--Or, for the sake of safety, to *change* the identical wording from
posting to posting at nominal intervals, so as to avoid any harmful
effects the unchanging repetition may produce.

Derek Janssen (remember, Safety and Originality First!)

Derek Janssen

I wonder if this is the same guy who posted the "DVD is a satanic acronym"
missive last year.

<> wrote in message
news:...
> WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
> DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
> fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the

Rich

Brian wrote on [Fri, 23 Jan 2004 21:39:00 +1300]:
> Smoking DVD's can be dangous to your health <grin>.
>

As can top posting and quoting the entire article

Justin

<> wrote in message
news:...
: WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
:
: DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
: fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
: market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
: cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.
: <<<<<<<<<<<snip>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Just wrap yourself in aluminum foil..............

Richard C.

On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 01:58:50 -0600,
Gave us:

>WARNING - HANDLE DVDs WITH CAUTION
>
>DVDs are manufactured using a radioactive isotope, which is instantly
>fatal, if contacted in it's raw form. All DVDs currently on the
>market emit radiation and toxic chemicals that can and will cause
>cancer, and other health issues, and possibly even death.

You're a goddamned retarded trolling dipshit!

Snipped retarded baby bullshit!

Take a hike, retard boy!

DarkMatter

On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 19:46:56 +1100, "tom" <> Gave us:

>LOL BULLSHIT!!!!


So, your RETARDED ass needed to re-quote the entire 56 lines of
bullshit, just to add your own?

Look dipshit, you are a poster child for why top posting, and top
posters are retarded twits on Usenet.

Bone up on the forums in which you interlope your lame, non
conformal wussy ass into.

DarkMatter