(No Time) wrote...
> We heard you the first seven hundred times.
Uh, that would be three times... Perhaps, you need to go back to
school and finally pass the 1st grade to know the difference between
three and seven hundred. I'll give you a quick lesson, though... 3
does not = 700. There, was that so hard? Lesson over.
Granted three times is twice too many, so I apologize to the NG for
the redundancy.
> If seeing different
> crocodiles for .05 seconds causes you actual physical pain, perhaps
> DVD's aren't for you. I hear coloring books are much less stressful.
I'm sure that you would know first-hand about this little tidbit of
wisdom! Thanks for sharing your vast knowledge with the NG.
> Congratulations. That's the most idiotic analogy I've read on this ng
> all month (though it's only October 8 so I'm sure you'll have your
> "award" stolen in no time). If you truly think changing the actor at
> the end of Citizen Kane is equivalent to a barely noticeable
> animation-cell change in the middle of a song in the Lion King, you
> have severe mental problems.
Are you an M.D. psychiatrist or have a Ph.D. in psychology? No? I
didn't think so. Have you ever even graduated from high school? No?
I thought as much.
I admit that my analogy isn't perfect. Obviously Charles Foster Kane
is a central character to Citizen Kane, whereas the crocodiles are not
central to the story to The Lion King. However, a substitution is a
substitution -- whether it be for a few frames, or whether it be for
longer (I am reminded by the two Darrens in Bewitched!). Disney
advertises that the Platinum DVD has the original theatrical cut -- I
was just pointing out that this is a blatant lie.
> Hopefully the Robert Guillaume documentary holds you over. Otherwise
> you're missing out on the best-looking, best-sounding, most worthwhile
> extras-filled version of the greatest animated film ever made. Try not
> to let that destroy you.
The extras are pure self-congratulatory fluff; there is very little
that is substantial about them at all. However, for those who have
the attention span of a child, I'm sure that the extras will appear to
be quite satisfactory.
-Junior