Memorial fund for dead DVD Family

08-08-2003

"Who Me?" <saint_or_sinner@hôtmãil.com> wrote in message
news:...
> On 7 Aug 2003 08:23:06 -0700, (Kevin) wrote:
>
> >
> >It was recently discovered (through a flaw in the website order form)
> >that a website/emailspam company selling "penis enlargement pills"
> >took in over 6000 orders at $50 a bottle in 4 weeks.
> >
>
> I know a woman that got one of those penis enlargement emails.
> Yes, I said a WOMAN.
> What the heck is she supposed to enlarge, her nose?

Are you kidding? I'm a woman, and I'm *always* getting spam asking if I
want to enlarge my manhood, LOL!

08-09-2003

bewtifulfreak wrote:
>
> "Who Me?" <saint_or_sinner@hôtmãil.com> wrote:
>
> > On 7 Aug 2003 08:23:06 -0700, (Kevin) wrote:
> >
> > >It was recently discovered (through a flaw in the website order form)
> > >that a website/emailspam company selling "penis enlargement pills"
> > >took in over 6000 orders at $50 a bottle in 4 weeks.
> >
> > I know a woman that got one of those penis enlargement emails.
> > Yes, I said a WOMAN.
> > What the heck is she supposed to enlarge, her nose?
>
> Are you kidding? I'm a woman, and I'm *always* getting spam asking if I
> want to enlarge my manhood, LOL!

Perhaps they think we might like to buy some for gifts.

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08-09-2003

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 02:20:52 -0500, "Pepebuho" <>
wrote:

>> > One woman has put up a web site asking for money to pay off her credit
>> > card debts. So far, she's received $20,000.
>>
>> That's so annoying, especially for those of us who have the decency to take
>> responsibility for our own debts and are struggling to adjust our spending
>> and get on our feet as a result. Things like that just insure that she will
>> keep on spending irresponsibly, because she hasn't had to deal with the
>> consequences.
>
>Ah come on, I bet you found the website morbidly entertaining.

Why doesn't she just get married and have her new husband pay off her debts like
every other woman?

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08-18-2003

Karl S wrote:
> You have probably read on these newsgroups about the family of seven
> and their cat killed by their DVD player.
>
> I have set up a memorial fund for their benefit.
>
> Please send cash or money orders to:
>
> Karl
> PO Box 6666
> Bethel, AK 99559

ummm... I just found out it was a joke... can i have my money order back
please ??

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