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Tell the truth: Are you that Iraqi Information Minister?


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> From the Livewire Newsfeed
>
> August 4, 2003
>
> A New Mexico family was killed by a DVD player last Friday.
> Authorities reported that it appeared that the DVD player had just
> been purchased. Apparently an accident caused the player to fall off
> the television set in their living room. It is suspected that the
> family cat possibly knocked it down. The plastic case of the DVD
> player became cracked during the fall to the floor, emitting the fatal
> radiation which killed the entire family of seven.
>
> Authorities were notified on Saturday when a relative came to visit
> and found the family car in the driveway and no one would answer the
> door. When the police arrived they used forced entry and were shocked
> at what they found. There were dead bodies laying all over the living
> room floor, including the husband, wife and five children. None of
> them showed any signs of physical abuse, and all other possibile
> causes of death have been ruled out. Authorities are positive the
> deaths were caused by the DVD player.
>
> Additionally, the first officer to enter the premises was struck down
> and affected by the harmful radiation, and is hospitalized in critical
> condition. The electric company was summoned and disconnected the
> power to the premises before further action could be taken.
>
> A cat was found laying right next to the fatal DVD player, which leads
> to the suspicion that the cat was the cause of the player falling off
> of the television.
>
> Names of the family members are being withheld until further
> investigation and notification of relatives of the deceased.
> Funeral arrangements will be announced shortly.
>

: Tell the truth: Are you that Iraqi Information Minister?

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