Re: DVD Player Kills Family of Seven

Fatal Radiation ? From a DVD player, what was powering the thing, Uranium ?


wrote:
> From the Livewire Newsfeed
>
> August 4, 2003
>
> A New Mexico family was killed by a DVD player last Friday.
> Authorities reported that it appeared that the DVD player had just
> been purchased. Apparently an accident caused the player to fall off
> the television set in their living room. It is suspected that the
> family cat possibly knocked it down. The plastic case of the DVD
> player became cracked during the fall to the floor, emitting the fatal
> radiation which killed the entire family of seven.
>
> Authorities were notified on Saturday when a relative came to visit
> and found the family car in the driveway and no one would answer the
> door. When the police arrived they used forced entry and were shocked
> at what they found. There were dead bodies laying all over the living
> room floor, including the husband, wife and five children. None of
> them showed any signs of physical abuse, and all other possibile
> causes of death have been ruled out. Authorities are positive the
> deaths were caused by the DVD player.
>
> Additionally, the first officer to enter the premises was struck down
> and affected by the harmful radiation, and is hospitalized in critical
> condition. The electric company was summoned and disconnected the
> power to the premises before further action could be taken.
>
> A cat was found laying right next to the fatal DVD player, which leads
> to the suspicion that the cat was the cause of the player falling off
> of the television.
>
> Names of the family members are being withheld until further
> investigation and notification of relatives of the deceased.
> Funeral arrangements will be announced shortly.
>

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Peter

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 15:27:35 -0400, Peter <> wrote:

>Fatal Radiation ? From a DVD player, what was powering the thing, Uranium ?
>
>
Nah, it contained a Disk of Vast Destruction. They got it from Iraq.

Larry

Peter <> wrote:
>Fatal Radiation ? From a DVD player, what was powering the thing, Uranium ?

Hmmm, perhaps the US should be searching for DVD players in Iraq.

Steve

Steve wrote:

> Peter <> wrote:
>
>>Fatal Radiation ? From a DVD player, what was powering the thing, Uranium ?
>
>
> Hmmm, perhaps the US should be searching for DVD players in Iraq.
>
Dubya's team probably planted the story in anticipation of another one
coming soon in which the deadly devices are at last found.

CJT

"Steve" <> wrote in message
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> Peter <> wrote:
> >Fatal Radiation ? From a DVD player, what was powering the thing, Uranium
?
>
> Hmmm, perhaps the US should be searching for DVD players in Iraq.

And it sounds like we have an untapped alternative power source for home
heating.

Jeeters