Tim Weaver wrote:
> The Widower Scally wrote:
> <snip>
>> [...] During a male
>> shower scene - horrifying enough in itself, right? - I saw... I saw...
>> OMG, I can barely get the words out... I saw Loren "Robin" Lester's
>> bush. Yes, his bush. With a white cloth taped over his tackle. [...] <snip>
>
> Tackle always gets snagged in bushes, which is why men don't have bushes,
> which is why this segment of this post is incorrect. Womenz have bushes
> (except when you shave them off.)
Scally: Nuh-uh! If you put a white cloth over the tackle, then what have you got?
That's right - a bush. This is also known as a "mangina," which is the terminology
for when men tuck their genitalia thingies between their legs. Or if they're Irish.
> PS: I'm sorry for your nightmare experience and hope you recover soon.
Scally: Thank you. You are a kind man. My therapist tells me I am progressing nicely.
She shows me ink blots of male bushes and asks me what I see. With her help, I have
gotten to the point where I don't have to do "eyesies closies" before answering.
TWS
The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2
* Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
* Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
* Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in the creation
of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time and whom I hope is
dead is -- one screwdriver
* Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
* Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one spoon of
syrup of ipecac
* WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
* WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors Light
* Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's always stuck at
0 -- one jug
* dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats -- two jugs
* KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility -- one fistful of
Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
* Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
* Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm American beer
(preferably Coors Light)
* Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke, Shell824 and
Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
* Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot; repeat the
process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next to you
* Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo -- one glass of
rum and New Coke
* Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see her
four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
* Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he refers to them
as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de mint is handy, substitute
with Listerine
* You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
* ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2) cop-out endings,
or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
* Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one bottle of Pepto
Bismol
* tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
* Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug
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