Re: "The 10th Kingdom" Widescreen vs.Full-screen

Lori wrote:
> "The Widower Scally" <> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>> Scally: Dear Mr. Hole. Sometimes full-frame presentations of open-matte
>> films can reveal frightening, disturbing things the projectors didn't want
>> you to see. Allow me to share with you a little story to help you understand
>> the sheer urgency of what I mean. When I was but a lad of 10 back in the
>> summer of '84,
>
> Holey Kirstie Alley panties on a stick, Scally is going to be turning the
> *BIG 3-0* next year??!!?
>
> My how time flies. *wipes tear*
>
> OK, carry on, nothing more to see here.

Scally: HI! How are you? Are you still available? Do you mind me looking at your
genitals? I'm actually going to be turning the BIGGER 3-1 next year (I turned 11 in
the fall of '84).

Unless you're talking Usenet years, in which case I turned 6 in the fall of '84.
Also, I weigh 105 and am a professional model.












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* Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug

The Widower Scally

The Widower Scally wrote:
<snip>
> Scally: HI! How are you? Are you still available? Do you mind me
> looking at your genitals? I'm actually going to be turning the BIGGER
> 3-1 next year (I turned 11 in the fall of '84).

Well, *do* you mind me looking at your genitals?

> Unless you're talking Usenet years, in which case I turned 6 in the
> fall of '84. Also, I weigh 105 and am a professional model.

Six-year-old Usenet genitalia is OK as long as the poster can add 12 to the
RL age. So, do you mind? Can I look? Stare? Ogle? Send me a picture?

--
Tim Weaver

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
But I am not sure that what you heard is not what I meant."

Tim Weaver

Tim Weaver wrote:
> The Widower Scally wrote:
> <snip>
>> Scally: HI! How are you? Are you still available? Do you mind me
>> looking at your genitals? I'm actually going to be turning the BIGGER
>> 3-1 next year (I turned 11 in the fall of '84).
>
> Well, *do* you mind me looking at your genitals?
>
>> Unless you're talking Usenet years, in which case I turned 6 in the
>> fall of '84. Also, I weigh 105 and am a professional model.
>
> Six-year-old Usenet genitalia is OK as long as the poster can add 12 to the
> RL age. So, do you mind? Can I look? Stare? Ogle? Send me a picture?

Scally: Hi. Is your name short for Timothea? This is very important, as I can't
answer your questions until I know the answer to my own.

















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* Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
* Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
* Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in the creation
of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time and whom I hope is
dead is -- one screwdriver
* Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
* Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one spoon of
syrup of ipecac
* WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
* WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors Light
* Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's always stuck at
0 -- one jug
* dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats -- two jugs
* KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility -- one fistful of
Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
* Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
* Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm American beer
(preferably Coors Light)
* Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke, Shell824 and
Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
* Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot; repeat the
process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next to you
* Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo -- one glass of
rum and New Coke
* Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see her
four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
* Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he refers to them
as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de mint is handy, substitute
with Listerine
* You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
* ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2) cop-out endings,
or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
* Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one bottle of Pepto
Bismol
* tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
* Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug

The Widower Scally

"The Widower Scally" <> wrote:

>Lori wrote:
>> "The Widower Scally" <> wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>>> Scally: Dear Mr. Hole. Sometimes full-frame presentations of open-matte
>>> films can reveal frightening, disturbing things the projectors didn't want
>>> you to see. Allow me to share with you a little story to help you understand
>>> the sheer urgency of what I mean. When I was but a lad of 10 back in the
>>> summer of '84,
>>
>> Holey Kirstie Alley panties on a stick, Scally is going to be turning the
>> *BIG 3-0* next year??!!?
>>
>> My how time flies. *wipes tear*
>>
>> OK, carry on, nothing more to see here.
>
>Scally: HI! How are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

> Are you still available?

For weddings, bar mitzvas, and birthday parties!

>Do you mind me looking at your genitals?

Yes. I'm rather shy.

>I'm actually going to be turning the BIGGER 3-1 next year (I turned 11 in
>the fall of '84).

Were you responsible for that Michael Jackson hair-burning incident??

>Unless you're talking Usenet years, in which case I turned 6 in the fall of '84.
>Also, I weigh 105 and am a professional model.

So you are Mr. Hole's evil twin. I suspected this all along.




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Lori