Steve Hanson wrote:
> Bob wrote in <>:
>
>>
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>> Steve Hanson wrote:
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>>> Bob wrote in <>:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Steve Hanson wrote:
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>>>>> Bob wrote in <>:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Steve Hanson wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bob wrote in <>:
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>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Gerry wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Thank God there are so few snobby brits any more.
>>>>>>>>>> Bob
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> God doesn't exist. Probably you believe in Santa Clause too,
>>>>>>>>> jerk.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I did not believe in the existence of a Deity for 45 years.
>>>>>>>> Then, I had a heart attack, and a "near death" experience.
>>>>>>>> Child, you are going to have such a rude reception, when you
>>>>>>>> die.
>>>>>>>> Bob
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yeah I guess God will beat him up. If there's anything worse
>>>>>>> than believing a magic man created everything, it's believing
>>>>>>> that he watches you when you're sleeping and knows who's
>>>>>>> naughty or nice.
>>>>>>> When you had that near fatal heart attack did it lead to some
>>>>>>> extreme autistic regression or something?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why, not at all, Stevie. Actually, it was rather a profound
>>>>>> experience. But then, you wouldn't know anything about those,
>>>>>> would you.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, I've never been felled by a gastro-attack or whatever minor
>>>>> ailment convinced you you'd had heart failure. You sure are a
>>>>> trip,
>>>>> Boob. Maybe you didn't see God. Maybe you saw Chef Boyardee.
>>>>
>>>> No, Stevie, I have much better taste than to be acquainted with
>>>> Chef B. I am sure, however, you consider his treats to be haute
>>>> cuisine. Now, go away, little boy. You know how boring you are
>>>> when trying to best your elders.
>>>
>>> If by "elders" you mean "senile old coots about to die"...well I
>>> think "best" isn't the right word either, come to think of it.
>>> What you've
>>> done, Boob, is worsted me.
>>
>> Your image of me has been corrupted by your hate. Do you hate
>> everybody who is older than you?
>
> Actually you've asked this before, I've answered it before, but in
> your advanced dementia you appear to be incapable of remembering any
> event before your last diaper changing. No, Boob, I do not hate all
> people who are older than me, just people of any age who are
> aggressively stupid like you. You will notice that I do not restrict
> my putdowns to people who identify themselves as fossils. In fact I
> think our senior citizens are a great resource and possible source of
> tasty, nutritious snacks in the event of worldwide famine. Hate them?
> I love them, Boob, especially when served fresh with a side of cheese.
Would you like them in little green wafers, perhaps?
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Later
Kal
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