Re: Downlad The Hulk for FREE!

Steve Hanson wrote:

> Bob wrote in <>:
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> >
> >
> >Steve Hanson wrote:
> >
> >> Bob wrote in <>:
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> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Johnnie Kendricks wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 06:17:23 -0700, Bob <chil->
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Johnnie Kendricks wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 22:49:53 -0700, Bob <chil->
> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I really pity you simple fools who have been so brainwashed by the
> >> >> >> >> >> system, you think that downloading a free copy of a movie is a serious
> >> >> >> >> >> transgression.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >I am concerned about righteous people who defend theft, and think it's OK to steal.
> >> >> >> >> >Bob
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Damn, I was hoping you had become crippled by a stroke.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Why, not, Steve, I just acquired another business. This makes three. I'm having too
> >> >> >> >much fun for that to happen.
> >> >> >> >Do you still have your job?
> >> >> >> >Bob
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> When is the last time you got laid, bob?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >MYOB. I have been married for 36 years. When was the last time YOU got laid, and didn't
> >> >> >have to pay for it?
> >> >> >Bob
> >> >>
> >> >> Yesterday. Thanks for your concern.
> >> >>
> >> >> So you've been married for 36 years, but you haven't been laid for 15.
> >> >> How sad.
> >> >>
> >> >> I remember you used to log on with that gay-ass "Helen & Bob". Then
> >> >> Helen mysteriously disappeared, with no explanation.
> >> >>
> >> >> What heppened? Is she dead? Institutionalized? She found out you
> >> >> were a pedophile and left your sorry ass? Or she simply found a man
> >> >> who is able to get his dick hard to take care of her?
> >> >>
> >> >> Which is it?
> >> >
> >> >I took her name off because ****heads like you made insulting remarks about a lady they did
> >> >not know, nor had done them no harm. To me, to insult a lady you have no knowledge about is
> >> >the epitome of cowardice.
> >>
> >> Er...how could this be the "epitome of cowardice"?
> >>
> >> Do you know what the words mean or do you just hammer them out like a
> >> sputtering three year old on the playground?
> >
> >Why Stevie, I do believe that one got to you. Feeling just a bit of guilt, are you?
> >Bob
>
> No, I'm just wondering why you think insulting your dead wife is an
> "epitome of cowardice".

Why do you think my wife is dead? I have never stated that. My wife is alive, and quite healthy.
And even more amazingly ( too me), is that our love for each other is stronger now, after 36 years
of marriage, than it was when we got married, ( on August 19, 1967 )

> What exactly is cowardly about it? I mean we
> are risking having God beat us up in the afterlife, that sounds more
> like courage to me.

Why, when you do not believe in the Deities existence? What fear is there for you? No, to attack,
especially as viciously as you have, an innocent person, who has not even knowledge of your
existence, is a cowardly action.
Bob

Bob

Bob wrote in <>:

>> >Why Stevie, I do believe that one got to you. Feeling just a bit of guilt, are you?
>> >Bob
>>
>> No, I'm just wondering why you think insulting your dead wife is an
>> "epitome of cowardice".
>
>Why do you think my wife is dead? I have never stated that. My wife is alive, and quite healthy.
>And even more amazingly ( too me), is that our love for each other is stronger now, after 36 years
>of marriage, than it was when we got married, ( on August 19, 1967 )

I'm sure it's the greatest love of all, Boob. Can you discuss any
aspect of your life without blowing it up into some hilarious
grandiosity? It's almost a tragicomedy--the schizophrenic other life
of a mediocrity. Did someone say Walter Mitty?

You're not only a brilliant businessman who, together with two tax
dependents runs three WHOLE businesses (if you count the scarf-selling
enterprise as a business--you should sell a t-shirt, Boob, then you'll
have FOUR businesses), you've met God, you're a master debater of art,
politics, and culture, you've had more sexual partners than Elvis and
JFK combined, and every post you make to Usenet is essential to the
furtherance of the human race. Your witty retorts (e.g. "why do you
hate old people???") are so devastating that psychic destruction is
instantaneous, forcing all the "haters" to flee their computers and
never post a reply to you again. The "haters", of course, are the
nebulous cabal of thieves and liars who know of you by reptutation
throughout the world, and who seethe with envy and loathing at the
perfection you embody. Oh this is fun!

Given the rich vein of absurdity in your personality, it's not an
incredible leap to suggest that Helen is a figment of your
imagination, perhaps some barfly you once bought drinks for in a
desperate effort to get laid.

>> What exactly is cowardly about it? I mean we
>> are risking having God beat us up in the afterlife, that sounds more
>> like courage to me.
>
>Why, when you do not believe in the Deities existence? What fear is there for you? No, to attack,
>especially as viciously as you have, an innocent person, who has not even knowledge of your
>existence, is a cowardly action.

Whoa there, Boob, you'd better get a handle on your pomposity--I mean
genius--you're lapsing into Shakespearian utterances. Wait, could you
be--no! You are the original writer of Shakespeare's plays! Indeed,
Boob, what maketh you think she has not even knowledge of my
existence, forsooth, I once balled her silly brains out, gave her
syphilis, and then spit in her eye--yea, verily.

I'm sure God and I will sort all this stuff out when the time comes.
He'll probably try judo on me.

Hanson, you are one odd individual.

--
Later
Kal
---
Raise my hand if you believe in
telekinesis.

Steve Hanson wrote:

> Bob wrote in <>:
>
> >> >Why Stevie, I do believe that one got to you. Feeling just a bit of guilt, are you?
> >> >Bob
> >>
> >> No, I'm just wondering why you think insulting your dead wife is an
> >> "epitome of cowardice".
> >
> >Why do you think my wife is dead? I have never stated that. My wife is alive, and quite healthy.
> >And even more amazingly ( too me), is that our love for each other is stronger now, after 36 years
> >of marriage, than it was when we got married, ( on August 19, 1967 )
>
> I'm sure it's the greatest love of all, Boob. Can you discuss any
> aspect of your life without blowing it up into some hilarious
> grandiosity? It's almost a tragicomedy--the schizophrenic other life
> of a mediocrity. Did someone say Walter Mitty?
>
> You're not only a brilliant businessman who, together with two tax
> dependents runs three WHOLE businesses (if you count the scarf-selling
> enterprise as a business--you should sell a t-shirt, Boob, then you'll
> have FOUR businesses), you've met God, you're a master debater of art,
> politics, and culture, you've had more sexual partners than Elvis and
> JFK combined, and every post you make to Usenet is essential to the
> furtherance of the human race. Your witty retorts (e.g. "why do you
> hate old people???") are so devastating that psychic destruction is
> instantaneous, forcing all the "haters" to flee their computers and
> never post a reply to you again. The "haters", of course, are the
> nebulous cabal of thieves and liars who know of you by reptutation
> throughout the world, and who seethe with envy and loathing at the
> perfection you embody. Oh this is fun!
>
> Given the rich vein of absurdity in your personality, it's not an
> incredible leap to suggest that Helen is a figment of your
> imagination, perhaps some barfly you once bought drinks for in a
> desperate effort to get laid.
>
> >> What exactly is cowardly about it? I mean we
> >> are risking having God beat us up in the afterlife, that sounds more
> >> like courage to me.
> >
> >Why, when you do not believe in the Deities existence? What fear is there for you? No, to attack,
> >especially as viciously as you have, an innocent person, who has not even knowledge of your
> >existence, is a cowardly action.
>
> Whoa there, Boob, you'd better get a handle on your pomposity--I mean
> genius--you're lapsing into Shakespearian utterances. Wait, could you
> be--no! You are the original writer of Shakespeare's plays! Indeed,
> Boob, what maketh you think she has not even knowledge of my
> existence, forsooth, I once balled her silly brains out, gave her
> syphilis, and then spit in her eye--yea, verily.
>
> I'm sure God and I will sort all this stuff out when the time comes.
> He'll probably try judo on me.

My, my, I really riled you up with that one. Stevie, you are becoming a "knee jerk" respondent. You
just keep repeating yourself. Hate, hate, hate, that is all you have.
Poor baby.
Bob

Bob wrote in <>:

>My, my, I really riled you up with that one. Stevie, you are becoming a "knee jerk" respondent. You
>just keep repeating yourself. Hate, hate, hate, that is all you have.
>Poor baby.

No, that judo line was completely new.