Re: "The 10th Kingdom" Widescreen vs.Full-screen

> Gerry wrote:
> >> unspeakable. During a male shower scene - horrifying enough in itself,
> >> right? - I saw... I saw... OMG, I can barely get the words out... I saw
> >> Loren "Robin" Lester's bush. Yes, his bush.
> >
> > What's so horrifying in male genitals? Do you hate penis? Are you a
lesbian?
>
> Scally: Are you gay? Normally, I don't ask such questions... *however*, I
would have
> to conclude that a guy who takes great pleasure in looking at another
guy's curly
> Q's - and expects--nay, demands--that other guys take great pleasure in
looking at
> them too - is more than likely gay.


I don't have a great pleasure to look at other's guy curly Q, but also don't
have any problem with that like you. It's NORMAL to have penis for man, as
well as vagina for woman. And if you find genitals so nasty, you are
probably have some problems with your sexuality.

>
> >> P.S. In the future, please put a "spoiler" warning above the mention of
> > the Twin
> >> Towers, as it is only 1 and a half years after 9/11, and this is still
a
> >> "sensitive" issue for some people who lost friends and family when
those two
> >> buildings went bye-bye. Thanx.
> >
> > Spoiler? LOL This is the most stupid post I read in June.
> > Bush's bombs killed many kids in Iraq and many people lost friends and
> > family during American invasion, so now we should put a spoiler warning
> > before every mention of Bush's name?
>
> Scally: You, sir, are a heartless prick. I just pray to our Lord and
saviour that the
> Twin Towers never collapse when YOUR friends or family are inside.


The Lord is a fairy creature, it doesn't exist in real life. You are totally
brainwashed, religious slave. Don't forget to donate $100 to the church next
weekend, or your Lord will be very angry.


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> TWS
> The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2
>
> * Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
> * Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
> * Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in
the creation
> of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time and
whom I hope is
> dead is -- one screwdriver
> * Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
> * Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one
spoon of
> syrup of ipecac
> * WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
> * WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors
Light
> * Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's always
stuck at
> 0 -- one jug
> * dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats --
two jugs
> * KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility -- one
fistful of
> Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
> * Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
> * Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm
American beer
> (preferably Coors Light)
> * Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke,
Shell824 and
> Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
> * Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot;
repeat the
> process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next to you
> * Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo --
one glass of
> rum and New Coke
> * Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see
her
> four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
> * Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he
refers to them
> as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de mint is handy,
substitute
> with Listerine
> * You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
> * ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2)
cop-out endings,
> or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
> * Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one
bottle of Pepto
> Bismol
> * tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
> * Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug
>
>

Gerry

Gerry wrote:
>> Gerry wrote:
>>>> unspeakable. During a male shower scene - horrifying enough in itself,
>>>> right? - I saw... I saw... OMG, I can barely get the words out... I saw
>>>> Loren "Robin" Lester's bush. Yes, his bush.
>>>
>>> What's so horrifying in male genitals? Do you hate penis? Are you a lesbian?
>>
>> Scally: Are you gay? Normally, I don't ask such questions... *however*, I
>> would have to conclude that a guy who takes great pleasure in looking at
>> another
> guy's curly
>> Q's - and expects--nay, demands--that other guys take great pleasure in
>> looking at them too - is more than likely gay.
>
>
> I don't have a great pleasure to look at other's guy curly Q, but also don't
> have any problem with that like you. It's NORMAL to have penis for man, as
> well as vagina for woman. And if you find genitals so nasty, you are
> probably have some problems with your sexuality.

Scally: I don't find genitals so nasty. I find MALE genitals so nasty. I have no
problems looking at, touching, tasting, sniffing, munching (etc., etc.) female
genitals. The fact that you apparently enjoy doing all this stuff to male genitals
suggests to me that you probably have some problems with your HOMOsexuality.

>>>> P.S. In the future, please put a "spoiler" warning above the mention of
>>>> the Twin Towers, as it is only 1 and a half years after 9/11, and this is
>>>> still
> a
>>>> "sensitive" issue for some people who lost friends and family when
> those two
>>>> buildings went bye-bye. Thanx.
>>>
>>> Spoiler? LOL This is the most stupid post I read in June.
>>> Bush's bombs killed many kids in Iraq and many people lost friends and
>>> family during American invasion, so now we should put a spoiler warning
>>> before every mention of Bush's name?
>>
>> Scally: You, sir, are a heartless prick. I just pray to our Lord and saviour
>> that the Twin Towers never collapse when YOUR friends or family are inside.
>
>
> The Lord is a fairy creature, it doesn't exist in real life. You are totally
> brainwashed, religious slave. Don't forget to donate $100 to the church next
> weekend, or your Lord will be very angry.

Scally: Disbelievers will go straight to hell. But then since you're (latently) gay,
I suspect you already knew you would.


>> TWS
>> The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2
>>
>> * Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
>> * Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
>> * Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in the
>> creation of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time
>> and
> whom I hope is
>> dead is -- one screwdriver
>> * Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
>> * Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one
>> spoon of syrup of ipecac
>> * WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
>> * WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors
>> Light * Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's
>> always stuck at 0 -- one jug
>> * dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats --
>> two jugs * KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility
>> -- one fistful of Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
>> * Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
>> * Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm
>> American beer (preferably Coors Light)
>> * Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke, Shell824
>> and Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
>> * Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot;
>> repeat the process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next
>> to you * Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo
>> -- one glass of rum and New Coke
>> * Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see
>> her four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
>> * Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he
>> refers to them as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de
>> mint is handy, substitute with Listerine
>> * You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
>> * ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2) cop-out
>> endings, or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
>> * Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one
> bottle of Pepto
>> Bismol
>> * tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
>> * Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug



TWS
The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2

* Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
* Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
* Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in the creation
of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time and whom I hope is
dead is -- one screwdriver
* Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
* Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one spoon of
syrup of ipecac
* WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
* WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors Light
* Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's always stuck at
0 -- one jug
* dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats -- two jugs
* KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility -- one fistful of
Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
* Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
* Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm American beer
(preferably Coors Light)
* Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke, Shell824 and
Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
* Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot; repeat the
process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next to you
* Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo -- one glass of
rum and New Coke
* Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see her
four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
* Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he refers to them
as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de mint is handy, substitute
with Listerine
* You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
* ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2) cop-out endings,
or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
* Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one bottle of Pepto
Bismol
* tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
* Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug

> Gerry wrote:
> >> Gerry wrote:
> >>>> unspeakable. During a male shower scene - horrifying enough in
itself,
> >>>> right? - I saw... I saw... OMG, I can barely get the words out... I
saw
> >>>> Loren "Robin" Lester's bush. Yes, his bush.
> >>>
> >>> What's so horrifying in male genitals? Do you hate penis? Are you a
lesbian?
> >>
> >> Scally: Are you gay? Normally, I don't ask such questions... *however*,
I
> >> would have to conclude that a guy who takes great pleasure in looking
at
> >> another
> > guy's curly
> >> Q's - and expects--nay, demands--that other guys take great pleasure in
> >> looking at them too - is more than likely gay.
> >
> >
> > I don't have a great pleasure to look at other's guy curly Q, but also
don't
> > have any problem with that like you. It's NORMAL to have penis for man,
as
> > well as vagina for woman. And if you find genitals so nasty, you are
> > probably have some problems with your sexuality.
>
> Scally: I don't find genitals so nasty. I find MALE genitals so nasty. I
have no
> problems looking at, touching, tasting, sniffing, munching (etc., etc.)
female
> genitals. The fact that you apparently enjoy doing all this stuff to male
genitals
> suggests to me that you probably have some problems with your
HOMOsexuality.

I'm not enjoying doing all these things with male genitals. The fact is that
if you hate male genitals and like female genitals suggest to me you have
some problems with your HOMOsexuality. You are a lesbian.

>
> >>>> P.S. In the future, please put a "spoiler" warning above the mention
of
> >>>> the Twin Towers, as it is only 1 and a half years after 9/11, and
this is
> >>>> still
> > a
> >>>> "sensitive" issue for some people who lost friends and family when
> > those two
> >>>> buildings went bye-bye. Thanx.
> >>>
> >>> Spoiler? LOL This is the most stupid post I read in June.
> >>> Bush's bombs killed many kids in Iraq and many people lost friends and
> >>> family during American invasion, so now we should put a spoiler
warning
> >>> before every mention of Bush's name?
> >>
> >> Scally: You, sir, are a heartless prick. I just pray to our Lord and
saviour
> >> that the Twin Towers never collapse when YOUR friends or family are
inside.
> >
> >
> > The Lord is a fairy creature, it doesn't exist in real life. You are
totally
> > brainwashed, religious slave. Don't forget to donate $100 to the church
next
> > weekend, or your Lord will be very angry.
>
> Scally: Disbelievers will go straight to hell. But then since you're
(latently) gay,
> I suspect you already knew you would.

Please explain, how can I go straight to hell, if hell doesn't exist?

>
>
> >> TWS
> >> The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2
> >>
> >> * Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one
shot
> >> * Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
> >> * Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement
in the
> >> creation of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all
time
> >> and
> > whom I hope is
> >> dead is -- one screwdriver
> >> * Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
> >> * Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" --
one
> >> spoon of syrup of ipecac
> >> * WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
> >> * WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of
Coors
> >> Light * Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle
that's
> >> always stuck at 0 -- one jug
> >> * dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging
teats --
> >> two jugs * KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal
Mobility
> >> -- one fistful of Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
> >> * Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any
kind)
> >> * Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm
> >> American beer (preferably Coors Light)
> >> * Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke,
Shell824
> >> and Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
> >> * Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot;
> >> repeat the process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting
next
> >> to you * Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a
memo
> >> -- one glass of rum and New Coke
> >> * Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come
see
> >> her four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
> >> * Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he
> >> refers to them as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme
de
> >> mint is handy, substitute with Listerine
> >> * You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
> >> * ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2)
cop-out
> >> endings, or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
> >> * Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one
> > bottle of Pepto
> >> Bismol
> >> * tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
> >> * Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug
>
>
>
> TWS
> The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2
>
> * Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
> * Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
> * Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in
the creation
> of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time and
whom I hope is
> dead is -- one screwdriver
> * Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
> * Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one
spoon of
> syrup of ipecac
> * WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
> * WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors
Light
> * Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's always
stuck at
> 0 -- one jug
> * dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats --
two jugs
> * KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility -- one
fistful of
> Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
> * Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
> * Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm
American beer
> (preferably Coors Light)
> * Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke,
Shell824 and
> Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
> * Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot;
repeat the
> process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next to you
> * Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo --
one glass of
> rum and New Coke
> * Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see
her
> four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
> * Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he
refers to them
> as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de mint is handy,
substitute
> with Listerine
> * You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
> * ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2)
cop-out endings,
> or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
> * Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one
bottle of Pepto
> Bismol
> * tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
> * Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug
>
>

Gerry wrote:
>> Gerry wrote:
>>>> Gerry wrote:
>>>>>> unspeakable. During a male shower scene - horrifying enough in
> itself,
>>>>>> right? - I saw... I saw... OMG, I can barely get the words out... I
> saw
>>>>>> Loren "Robin" Lester's bush. Yes, his bush.
>>>>>
>>>>> What's so horrifying in male genitals? Do you hate penis? Are you a
>>>>> lesbian?
>>>>
>>>> Scally: Are you gay? Normally, I don't ask such questions... *however*,
> I
>>>> would have to conclude that a guy who takes great pleasure in looking
> at
>>>> another
>>> guy's curly
>>>> Q's - and expects--nay, demands--that other guys take great pleasure in
>>>> looking at them too - is more than likely gay.
>>>
>>>
>>> I don't have a great pleasure to look at other's guy curly Q, but also don't
>>> have any problem with that like you. It's NORMAL to have penis for man,
> as
>>> well as vagina for woman. And if you find genitals so nasty, you are
>>> probably have some problems with your sexuality.
>>
>> Scally: I don't find genitals so nasty. I find MALE genitals so nasty. I
>> have no problems looking at, touching, tasting, sniffing, munching (etc.,
>> etc.) female genitals. The fact that you apparently enjoy doing all this
>> stuff to male genitals suggests to me that you probably have some problems
>> with your HOMOsexuality.
>
> I'm not enjoying doing all these things with male genitals. The fact is that
> if you hate male genitals and like female genitals suggest to me you have
> some problems with your HOMOsexuality. You are a lesbian.

Scally: I'M a lesbian? Which one of us here is named after a Spice Girl? If one of us
is a lesbian, YOU'RE the lesbian. Lesbian! Girl power indeed...

>>>>>> P.S. In the future, please put a "spoiler" warning above the mention
> of
>>>>>> the Twin Towers, as it is only 1 and a half years after 9/11, and
> this is
>>>>>> still
>>> a
>>>>>> "sensitive" issue for some people who lost friends and family when those
>>>>>> two buildings went bye-bye. Thanx.
>>>>>
>>>>> Spoiler? LOL This is the most stupid post I read in June.
>>>>> Bush's bombs killed many kids in Iraq and many people lost friends and
>>>>> family during American invasion, so now we should put a spoiler
> warning
>>>>> before every mention of Bush's name?
>>>>
>>>> Scally: You, sir, are a heartless prick. I just pray to our Lord and
>>>> saviour that the Twin Towers never collapse when YOUR friends or family
>>>> are inside.
>>>
>>>
>>> The Lord is a fairy creature, it doesn't exist in real life. You are totally
>>> brainwashed, religious slave. Don't forget to donate $100 to the church next
>>> weekend, or your Lord will be very angry.
>>
>> Scally: Disbelievers will go straight to hell. But then since you're
>> (latently) gay, I suspect you already knew you would.
>
> Please explain, how can I go straight to hell, if hell doesn't exist?

Scally: All sinners think that. Until their judgement day. Then, when they're burning
and when Lucifer is poking and prodding them with his pitchfork - why, like a
homosexual pokes an anus with his penis - they have a rude awakening. Oh, dear. Hell
does exist. And I have gone to it. Why me, God? Why me?

Don't be a sinner, lest you discover the truth on *your* judgement day.



>>>> TWS
>>>> The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2
>>>>
>>>> * Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one
> shot
>>>> * Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
>>>> * Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement
> in the
>>>> creation of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time
>>>> and
>>> whom I hope is
>>>> dead is -- one screwdriver
>>>> * Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
>>>> * Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one
>>>> spoon of syrup of ipecac
>>>> * WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
>>>> * WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of
> Coors
>>>> Light * Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle
> that's
>>>> always stuck at 0 -- one jug
>>>> * dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging
> teats --
>>>> two jugs * KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal
>>>> Mobility
>>>> -- one fistful of Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
>>>> * Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any
> kind)
>>>> * Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm
>>>> American beer (preferably Coors Light)
>>>> * Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke,
>>>> Shell824 and Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon
>>>> Gatorade * Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one
>>>> shot; repeat the process until you vomit and pass out on the person
>>>> sitting next to you * Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to
>>>> send him a memo
>>>> -- one glass of rum and New Coke
>>>> * Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see
>>>> her four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
>>>> * Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he
>>>> refers to them as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de
>>>> mint is handy, substitute with Listerine
>>>> * You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
>>>> * ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2)
>>>> cop-out endings, or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
>>>> * Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one
>>>> bottle of Pepto Bismol
>>>> * tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
>>>> * Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug
>>
>>
>>
>> TWS
>> The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2
>>
>> * Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
>> * Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
>> * Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in the
>> creation of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time
>> and
> whom I hope is
>> dead is -- one screwdriver
>> * Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
>> * Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one
>> spoon of syrup of ipecac
>> * WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
>> * WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors
>> Light * Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's
>> always stuck at 0 -- one jug
>> * dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats --
>> two jugs * KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility
>> -- one fistful of Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
>> * Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
>> * Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm
>> American beer (preferably Coors Light)
>> * Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke, Shell824
>> and Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
>> * Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot;
>> repeat the process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next
>> to you * Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo
>> -- one glass of rum and New Coke
>> * Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see
>> her four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
>> * Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he
>> refers to them as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de
>> mint is handy, substitute with Listerine
>> * You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
>> * ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2) cop-out
>> endings, or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
>> * Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one
> bottle of Pepto
>> Bismol
>> * tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
>> * Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug



TWS
The rec.arts.tv Drinking Game v. 3.2

* Boardwalk7 gets the "American Dreams" episode number wrong -- one shot
* Someone wonders where Tiny is -- one drink
* Someone wonders where that dumb **** who undervalued my involvement in the creation
of that newsgroup devoted to my favourite drama series of all time and whom I hope is
dead is -- one screwdriver
* Matt Ackeret shills Netflix -- three shots at a time
* Morehits4u makes a post that uses the words "cleavage" and "argh" -- one spoon of
syrup of ipecac
* WQ defends ABC -- a six-pack of Coors
* WQ defends ABC and [edited] in the same sentence -- a six-pack of Coors Light
* Ubiquitous posts his broken Troll O Meter, with the needle that's always stuck at
0 -- one jug
* dannypena71 takes note of Laura San Giacomo's mammoth, sagging teats -- two jugs
* KalElFan shares his secret of Better TV Through Temporal Mobility -- one fistful of
Dramamine dissolved in Metamucil
* Something ****es a default user off -- one can of warm beer (any kind)
* Zach Horan spoils another episode of "Judging Amy" -- one can of warm American beer
(preferably Coors Light)
* Phil from Chicago starts a new WWE thread that TyrC, Brian Henke, Shell824 and
Zombie Elvis have been anxiously awaiting -- one Lemon Gatorade
* Chris Assaf creates a new show that PAX is interested in -- one shot; repeat the
process until you vomit and pass out on the person sitting next to you
* Roger Blake curses modern society for forgetting to send him a memo -- one glass of
rum and New Coke
* Jorabi curses the day Lucille Ball invited a studio audience to come see her
four-camera sitcom -- one screaming viking
* Ian J. Ball praises network executives. Except for the part where he refers to them
as "goons." -- three shots of creme de mint; if no creme de mint is handy, substitute
with Listerine
* You see the words "Don't cry." -- one gin and arsenic
* ughvichian creates a new poll about 1) unresolved cliffhangers, 2) cop-out endings,
or 3) lame deus ex machinas -- one keg
* Jonathan Allen convinces another "ET" fan to switch to "AH" -- one bottle of Pepto
Bismol
* tim gueguen writes nothing of value -- one shot to the temple
* Scally cancels your favourite show -- chug