LOSING MY HAIR - What shall I do??

Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence on
29 Jul 2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:-vegetables:
>
>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 28 Jul 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:-vegetables:
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>> presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> "Eugene Finklepuss" <> wrote in
>>>>> news::
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost half
>>>>>> gone now. Not
>>>>>>
>>>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair on my
>>>>>> chest, legs,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can give
>>>>>> me? What can I do to
>>>>>>
>>>>>> reverse this?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Eugene Finklepuss
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Stop netkkkopping and eating pies. The associated stress and poor
>>>>> diet is causing your hair to fall out.
>>>>
>>>> Is it Craig Oldfat?
>>>
>>> I couldn't possibly say...
>>
>> He is. Look at teh pics.
>
> **** WHAT A FAT BALDY BASTARD! HAHAHAHHAHA!

ROLF!

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go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
news:-vegetables

> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with their
> presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>
>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>> half gone now. Not
>>
>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair on
>> my chest, legs,
>>
>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can give
>> me? What can I do to
>>
>> reverse this?
>
> Buy a pubic wig.
>

A merkin?

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Soapy

Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on 30 Jul
2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:-vegetables
>
>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with their
>> presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>
>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>> half gone now. Not
>>>
>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair on
>>> my chest, legs,
>>>
>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can give
>>> me? What can I do to
>>>
>>> reverse this?
>>
>> Buy a pubic wig.
>
> A merkin?

I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.

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"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

Vicar Peter Parsnip

Stalking me again (in article
<-vegetables>), Rev. Peter
Parsnip <astronomical@sausages> lurched towards the keyboard and quickly
scribbled:
>Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on 30 Jul
>2004...
>
>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>> news:-vegetables
>>
>>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with their
>>> presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>
>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>>> half gone now. Not
>>>>
>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair on
>>>> my chest, legs,
>>>>
>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can give
>>>> me? What can I do to
>>>>
>>>> reverse this?
>>>
>>> Buy a pubic wig.
>>
>> A merkin?
>
>I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.

It's time the merkin was reclaimed.

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go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
news:-vegetables

> Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on
> 30 Jul 2004...
>
>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>> news:-vegetables
>>
>>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with
>>> their presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>
>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>>> half gone now. Not
>>>>
>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair
>>>> on my chest, legs,
>>>>
>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can
>>>> give me? What can I do to
>>>>
>>>> reverse this?
>>>
>>> Buy a pubic wig.
>>
>> A merkin?
>
> I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.
>

http://www9.general-hosting.com/kctr...M-Beaches/amc/

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'-----------'| /
jgs | | /
'-------------'`
"I've now got plenty of information for Deano's part of the FAQ, but
the info on Soapy, Jason, & the other hangers-on is kind of patchy.
If you've got anything, (the juicier the better!), please email it to
this address."--Looney Lionel Lauer <> obsessively begging
for info in Message ID#<>

Soapy

Gelastic Dicyclist Margarin wrote:
> Stalking me again (in article
> <-vegetables>), Rev. Peter
> Parsnip <astronomical@sausages> lurched towards the keyboard and quickly
> scribbled:
>>Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on 30 Jul
>>2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:-vegetables
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with their
>>>> presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>>>> half gone now. Not
>>>>>
>>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair on
>>>>> my chest, legs,
>>>>>
>>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can give
>>>>> me? What can I do to
>>>>>
>>>>> reverse this?
>>>>
>>>> Buy a pubic wig.
>>>
>>> A merkin?
>>
>>I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.
>
> It's time the merkin was reclaimed.

Give it a damn good wash first old boy.

Adie

Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns953651843BBA1soapy@
207.14.113.17:

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:-vegetables
>
>> Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on
>> 30 Jul 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:-vegetables
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with
>>>> their presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>>>> half gone now. Not
>>>>>
>>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair
>>>>> on my chest, legs,
>>>>>
>>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can
>>>>> give me? What can I do to
>>>>>
>>>>> reverse this?
>>>>
>>>> Buy a pubic wig.
>>>
>>> A merkin?
>>
>> I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.
>>
>
> http://www9.general-hosting.com/kctr...M-Beaches/amc/
>

When I lost my hair, I kept it in a box. This prevented further loss.

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Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on 30 Jul
2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:-vegetables
>
>> Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on
>> 30 Jul 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:-vegetables
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with
>>>> their presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>>>> half gone now. Not
>>>>>
>>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair
>>>>> on my chest, legs,
>>>>>
>>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can
>>>>> give me? What can I do to
>>>>>
>>>>> reverse this?
>>>>
>>>> Buy a pubic wig.
>>>
>>> A merkin?
>>
>> I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.
>
> http://www9.general-hosting.com/kctr...M-Beaches/amc/

How odd.

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VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

Vicar Peter Parsnip

Phat Albert Camus <> wrote in
news:Xns95366EC6DF01Cspamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113 .17:

> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns953651843BBA1soapy@
> 207.14.113.17:
>
>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>> news:-vegetables
>>
>>> Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on
>>> 30 Jul 2004...
>>>
>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>> news:-vegetables
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with
>>>>> their presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>>>>> half gone now. Not
>>>>>>
>>>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair
>>>>>> on my chest, legs,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can
>>>>>> give me? What can I do to
>>>>>>
>>>>>> reverse this?
>>>>>
>>>>> Buy a pubic wig.
>>>>
>>>> A merkin?
>>>
>>> I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.
>>>
>>
>> http://www9.general-hosting.com/kctr...M-Beaches/amc/
>>
>
> When I lost my hair, I kept it in a box. This prevented further loss.
>

What if you lose the box?

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P.Kyle esquire

Stalking me again (in article <euxol2dp1pn4$.pu4h3im0aoe6$.>),
Adie <> lurched towards the keyboard and quickly
scribbled:
>Gelastic Dicyclist Margarin wrote:
>> Stalking me again (in article
>> <-vegetables>), Rev. Peter
>> Parsnip <astronomical@sausages> lurched towards the keyboard and quickly
>> scribbled:
>>>Be still! and revere Soapy, who blessed us with their presence on 30 Jul
>>>2004...
>>>
>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>> news:-vegetables
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere Eugene Finklepuss, who blessed us with their
>>>>> presence on 28 Jul 2004...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hi. Three months ago my hair started falling out. It is almost
>>>>>> half gone now. Not
>>>>>>
>>>>>> only am I lose the hair on my head - I'm also losing the hair on
>>>>>> my chest, legs,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> armpits and private parts. Is there any explanation you can give
>>>>>> me? What can I do to
>>>>>>
>>>>>> reverse this?
>>>>>
>>>>> Buy a pubic wig.
>>>>
>>>> A merkin?
>>>
>>>I didn't know "pubic wig" and "Merkin" were synonymous these days.
>>
>> It's time the merkin was reclaimed.
>
>Give it a damn good wash first old boy.

Funny, it smells of orange.

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(I don't know I cannot tell) \_/______________________________/
My mind has gone all numb
In this apathetic hell mhm 35x7 smeeter #40 btwh 4.0 gms 006

Ah aaaaHHHH ahh. Duh, duh duh, duh duh-duh duh. Meow. Meow! Meow! Meow!

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