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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > F-Artist Pen! (tm). Buy one, and we'll ship you a soothing hand-massaging vibrator
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pet home skunk that gives out the loudest farts you have ever heard as it lifts its tail.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (If you are an investor and interested in the F-artist products, please contact me at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , and we can discuss royalties.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (10 percent royalty)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (Japanese businessmen get a massage from my wife.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Email:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also available F-artist product lines, for only 10 percent royalty:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Farting Rubik's cube. It doesn't work, but it farts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It doesn't work for you but it works for me (tm).
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fart alarm for engines. When an engine is going kaput, a farting sound
> > > > > > > > > > > > > alerts the driver.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Super-alarm. When the oil light appears, super alarm in the cockpit kicks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in with sirens and police lights. We all love police. Why not carry a police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > officer with us for a full road safety.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A pen that farts as it writes, is an invention. An invention is copyright related.
> > > > > > > > > > > > See I have no copyright for this pen. As most people, Google does not care
> > > > > > > > > > > > about copyrights, nor about human dignity of any kind.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Change that 10 percent royalty for implementing these product ideas to 20
> > > > > > > > > > > percent for me. We are smarter now. You still keep 80. A royalty is a royalty.
> > > > > > > > > > > What do you think, partner?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Email:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > See, its really easy. You are an enterprenour. I am an inventor. A farting house
> > > > > > > > > > skunk pet with the most disgusting fart sounds imaginable. You can be Googlist,
> > > > > > > > > > taking it all, ****ing at all copyrights, or be a human being. When there is so
> > > > > > > > > > much money, why do people get so greedy for every penny. I know its human
> > > > > > > > > > nature. We are predatorial mammals, with our eyes facing forward, our third
> > > > > > > > > > teeth from the center are predatorial, the have stronger bones for catching the
> > > > > > > > > > rabbit. But we can move aside our instincts, and consider that the people who
> > > > > > > > > > suffered to come up with something new, went through a lot, and should be
> > > > > > > > > > rewarded as human beings. Business is so cruel, so predatorial. Once people
> > > > > > > > > > have something they protect it with their blood, and with grotesk facial
> > > > > > > > > > expressions toward the one approaching the food plate. Dog people. I give
> > > > > > > > > > you an opportunity, and give me 20 percent royalty. Its not much to ask, really.
> > > > > > > > > > Don't be a greedy Googlist, steeling books without checking for copyright
> > > > > > > > > > first. Don't be a greedy Googlist, steeling all usenet messages from the Global
> > > > > > > > > > Internet and commercializing it, without caring for privacy and human dignity
> > > > > > > > > > attached to discussions. People have questions. They turn to usenet. And
> > > > > > > > > > Google archives them like Ceaucescu's cameras behind their backs, and publishes
> > > > > > > > > > the archive for all to see. Make sure mother does not see it. Where is human
> > > > > > > > > > dignity? Here.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > http://www.naturalsciences.org/images/skunk.jpg
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So steeling and what Google does for a living, is a bad thing. Google is a bad company,
> > > > > > > > which steels, and robs. Its not a Capitalist phenomena. Its an underground,
> > > > > > > > mob, dirty, criminal phenomena, which violates laws and people. Ordinary
> > > > > > > > people's human rights, dignities, and I am telling you, Google is a black and
> > > > > > > > white criminal company. Taking all books from libraries without checking
> > > > > > > > for copyright first, and publishing them online for free, so people wouldn't need
> > > > > > > > to Napster those properties in underground organizations. Google is an
> > > > > > > > extremist, corrupt institution, which violates human rights with a smile
> > > > > > > > on their faces. But humanity has chosen to stand up. And beat that corrupt
> > > > > > > > institution together.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ... with an army of skunks?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What's that out there, boss?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Some animal?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wait, there is more over there. And more! They are coming from every direction.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > SKUNKS! Millions of them!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I can hear them farting.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In the news: In an unexplained phenomena, millions of skunks have gathered around
> > > > > > Google, Inc. in Mountain View, California. They are giving out a sound heard 20 miles
> > > > > > away. All smokers are asked to stay away from the area due to the high levels methane
> > > > > > in the air...
> > > > >
> > > > > Riporter from the helicopter, holding his nose. Wait we are seeing, a giant skunk approaching.
> > > > > Skunkzilla?
> > > > >
> > > > > Reporter: Just in! The skunks identified themselves as a skunk species arriving from
> > > > > Earth from the future...
> > > > >
> > > > > (see the Netiquette Sunstitute story)
> > > >
> > > > P.S. They are the terminator skunks. Robotic skunks, part flesh, part robot, who came
> > > > back from the future to terminate Sunstitute, Inc, whose members also came back from
> > > > the future. As biological life died out in the future from the high radiation, a robotic
> > > > engineered society took over. The remnants, or remnancies of humanity traveled
> > > > back to 1981, though highly deformed and mutated from the radiation, they settled
> > > > and established a secret society among us. They established Sunstitute Inc, a virtual
> > > > reality application company that took fame and control of humanity and its mind. The
> > > > bio-robotic skunks arrived to terminate this society and preserve the future of skunkdom.
> > >
> > > "We are the skunks of the future. We brought you souvenirs. Farting pens."
> >
> > "Take off those virtual reality glasses, man." - a beast shook on his shoulder in the IRA camp.
> >
> > A beast taking off the glasses: "What?"
> >
> > "We're going somewhere."
>
> The Sunstitute Netiquette, that's a pretty good title. I say that.

Boss Beast: They live a life of no privacy. There is no point of privacy in the future where they
came from. Life was dieing. There was no point in hiding in their skunk holes, though somehow
only the skunks survived. They are the perfect beings, the winner of the evolutionary survival.
Some scientist I think built the first bio-robot-skunk as he was dieing, and that was it. Robotic
skunks soon took over the planet, and sent the remnant humans into exile, where they built a
time machine... So our job is to prevent the war between Sunstitute and the roboskunks.