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      10-17-2005
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Change the ending to:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Two years later, Friday wiping his dick and saying:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Religious shovenism and tribal warmongering my ass. That ****ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bush, I will rip his tobacco-farming head off the moment we get off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this island.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Still inventing words, I see. When will you finish third grade?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Smoking a pipe and war mingling, that's what it is. Let's head on.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Warmongering. I knew that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Its not dickhead, its head of a dick. Good morning, head of a dick.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Robinson repeating, while walking with an unbrella:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pull a little, rip, fold, wipe, dispose and flush. Do you want lemonade, Friday?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Friday pointing toward his pants: dick head. flush, expose.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Robinson: No need to expose your dickhead, Friday. Welcome to my bar.
> > > > > > > > > > > Here, we can drink lemonade...
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Friday: Wipe your lemon.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Robinson: I am squeezing the lemon, Friday.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Friday: Flush lemonade.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Robinson: Here, a little umbrella, to the top. And now let's sit and watch the sunset. Cheers, Friday.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Friday: Good morning.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > With a pipe: What would you say, is it tearin', or rippin' little dick papar?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Friday: Japanese people been carrying moistured "pee pee" wipes with them
> > > > > > on the streets for ages. Little moistrured wipes, both used for face and penis
> > > > > > wiping, or for any other traveling related conveniences.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Robinson: No Friday. You don't speak English.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Friday: I am a US citizen, jerk. Just because I am black, go wipe your lemon,
> > > > > > freak. I am out of here. Friday?
> > > > >
> > > > > Robinson: Wait, wait wait, I am not Robinson either. I am testing out a new
> > > > > product, this 'dick papar', I am working for a prestigious company called
> > > > > Rolls Royce. We are planning to introduce this elite product in our new
> > > > > top of the model executive automobiles.
> > > > >
> > > > > Friday: Honey, this man is selling California 'royce' rolls.
> > > > >
> > > > > Honey enters: I was looking everywhere for you, where were you?
> > > > >
> > > > > Friday: Honey, this is Robinson Crusoe, he is offering island nut cleaning
> > > > > services. We are having a business meeting.
> > > >
> > > > Honey: Coconut cleaning? We don't need any coconut cleaning, do we?
> > >
> > > Friday: Honey, get the kids, I wanna take them to that toilet, I wanna show them
> > > something, they are going to laugh their asses off.
> > >
> > > Honey: Is there something wrong with you? What's going on here?

> >
> > Friday: Hey kids, come quickly, Robinson Crusoe lives on this island!
> >
> > Robinson, greeting kids: ho ho ho, welcome to my island here at Disneyland,
> > my name is Robinson Crusoe, at your service!

>
> Kids: Where is Friday?
>
> Robinson: Friday is having a day off. He is going to be here tomorrow,
> if you are still here, please stop by.
>
> Honey: Ok, let's go to the roller coster, who's up for the roller coster?
>
> Kids: Me, me, me!
>
> Robinson: Ho, ho, ho, good bye you all! Come visit again!


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