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pcbutts1
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      09-08-2005
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa there, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position
in United States Government: come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."



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      09-09-2005
pcbutts1 wrote:
> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
> mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
> blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
> causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
>
> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
> another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
> the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Whoa there, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> yesterday. What was all that about anyway?"
>
> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position
> in United States Government: come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
> mess for others to clean up,
> disappear for rest of day."
>
>
>



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      09-09-2005


pcbutts1 wrote:

> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
> mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
> blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
> causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
>
> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
> another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
> the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Whoa there, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> yesterday. What was all that about anyway?"
>
> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position
> in United States Government: come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
> mess for others to clean up,
> disappear for rest of day."
>
> --
>
> The best live web video on the internet http://www.seedsv.com/webdemo.htm
> NEW Embedded system W/Linux. We now sell DVR cards.
> See it all at http://www.seedsv.com/products.htm
> Sharpvision simply the best http://www.seedsv.com


Hail to the chief,
he's the chief and he needs hailing.

 
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      09-09-2005
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> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
> position
> in United States Government: come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
> leave
> mess for others to clean up,
> disappear for rest of day."


Just try that in this group!

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