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Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I feel
able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as a sign
of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions free of
charge for a limited period.
So fire away. .

"nevillenevilleson" <> wrote in message
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> Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I
> feel able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as a
> sign of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions
> free of charge for a limited period.
> So fire away. .
>
Hi,
My computer keeps restarting every hour.
Where should I look?

On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 13:55:19 +0100, "nevillenevilleson"
<> wrote:

>Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I feel
>able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as a sign
>of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions free of
>charge for a limited period.
>So fire away. .
>
My windows are dirty. How can I get them clean?

--
"Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently
and for the same reason."

You should open the machine and fiddle with the wires in their.That is
guaranteed to work as I have discovered.
"~!~" <~@~.!> wrote in message
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>
> "nevillenevilleson" <> wrote in message
> news:42c931c0$...
>> Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I
>> feel able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as
>> a sign of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions
>> free of charge for a limited period.
>> So fire away. .
>>
> Hi,
> My computer keeps restarting every hour.
> Where should I look?
>
>

After much experimentation on my part I have discovered that soapy water
applied with a cloth is a very effective strategy when dealing with dirt on
windows.
HTH

"joevan" <> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 13:55:19 +0100, "nevillenevilleson"
> <> wrote:
>
>>Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I
>>feel
>>able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as a sign
>>of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions free of
>>charge for a limited period.
>>So fire away. .
>>
> My windows are dirty. How can I get them clean?
>
> --
> "Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently
> and for the same reason."

my desktop is cluttered, help!!

"nevillenevilleson" <> wrote in message
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> After much experimentation on my part I have discovered that soapy water
> applied with a cloth is a very effective strategy when dealing with dirt
on
> windows.
> HTH
>
> "joevan" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> > On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 13:55:19 +0100, "nevillenevilleson"
> > <> wrote:
> >
> >>Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I
> >>feel
> >>able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as a
sign
> >>of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions free
of
> >>charge for a limited period.
> >>So fire away. .
> >>
> > My windows are dirty. How can I get them clean?
> >
> > --
> > "Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently
> > and for the same reason."
>
>

John Doe, <>, the shrieking, olde worlde ape crotch,
and undertaker, intoned:

> Cross posting psychopath

****tard ****.

Removing clutter can be achieved in a series of physical motions using your
appendages.If done correctly and with the appropriate appendages this will
result in the said items of clutter being relocated onto a nearby shelf or
other surface deemed suitable to support them.
HTH.
"Sly" <> wrote in message
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> my desktop is cluttered, help!!
>
> "nevillenevilleson" <> wrote in message
> news:42c941e8$...
>> After much experimentation on my part I have discovered that soapy water
>> applied with a cloth is a very effective strategy when dealing with dirt
> on
>> windows.
>> HTH
>>
>> "joevan" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>> > On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 13:55:19 +0100, "nevillenevilleson"
>> > <> wrote:
>> >
>> >>Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I
>> >>feel
>> >>able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as a
> sign
>> >>of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions free
> of
>> >>charge for a limited period.
>> >>So fire away. .
>> >>
>> > My windows are dirty. How can I get them clean?
>> >
>> > --
>> > "Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently
>> > and for the same reason."
>>
>>
>
>

"nevillenevilleson" <> wrote in message
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> Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I
> feel able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as a
> sign of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions
> free of charge for a limited period.
> So fire away. .
What color are your socks?

Sorry for the delay Tim, I am trying to juggle my position here with my
ongoing research into online hardcore pornography.
My socks are matt black Tim, but somewhat discoloured by rubbed in cigarette
ash due to the ashtray being slightly too far away to bother reaching.

"Toolman Tim" <> wrote in message
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> "nevillenevilleson" <> wrote in message
> news:42c931c0$...
>> Having been the proud owner of a computer for around four weeks now, I
>> feel able to offer advice on a professional fee paying basis. However as
>> a sign of gratitude to this newsgroup I shall be available for questions
>> free of charge for a limited period.
>> So fire away. .
> What color are your socks?
>
>