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I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
is still red, you MORON!?"

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Mon,
14 Mar 2005 20:39:28 -0800, "Toolman Tim"
<> screamed from behind the
mulberry bush:

>I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
>that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>
>So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
>very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
>is still red, you MORON!?"
>

He was just telling you that you are number one with God.

HTH

Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor

--
"I think you need to get bent, asshole. Bend over and let me shove a
vibrating dildo up your ass and give you a blow job. You need to learn
how to shut up, assballs"

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Toolman Tim wrote:
>
> I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
> that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>
> So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
> very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
> is still red, you MORON!?"

"I was listening one night to the local country radio station and it
said jesus loves you so I ran 20 red lights in his honor"

Toolman Tim wrote:
>
> I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
> that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

"so if you're downright disguisted, and life aint worth a dime, find a
girl, with far--away eyes"

"Toolman Tim" <> wrote in message
news:RPtZd.20692$...
>I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
> that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>
> So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
> very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
> is still red, you MORON!?"
>
Repondez, s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.

On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:40:05 -0500, "W?" <>
wrote:

>
>"Toolman Tim" <> wrote in message
>news:RPtZd.20692$...
>>I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
>> that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>>
>> So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
>> very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
>> is still red, you MORON!?"
>>
>Repondez, s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
>

Ho ... (I'm half Scottish)

OzBo wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:40:05 -0500, "W?" <>
> wrote:
>
>
>>"Toolman Tim" <> wrote in message
>>news:RPtZd.20692$...
>>
>>>I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
>>>that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>>>
>>>So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
>>>very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
>>>is still red, you MORON!?"
>>>
>>
>>Repondez, s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
>>
>
>
> Ho ... (I'm half Scottish)
>
>
>
Which half?

Gordon wrote:
> OzBo wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:40:05 -0500, "W?" <>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Toolman Tim" <> wrote in message
>>> news:RPtZd.20692$...
>>>
>>>> I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
>>>> that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>>>>
>>>> So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
>>>> very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
>>>> is still red, you MORON!?"
>>>>
>>>
>>> Repondez, s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Ho ... (I'm half Scottish)
>>
>>
>>
> Which half?

Probably the bigger half.

On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 09:08:05 +0000, Gordon
<> wrote:

>OzBo wrote:
>> On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:40:05 -0500, "W?" <>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Toolman Tim" <> wrote in message
>>>news:RPtZd.20692$...
>>>
>>>>I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
>>>>that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>>>>
>>>>So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
>>>>very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
>>>>is still red, you MORON!?"
>>>>
>>>
>>>Repondez, s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Ho ... (I'm half Scottish)
>>
>>
>>
>Which half?


The RIGHT half, of course - my English blood is in the sinister (left)
side!!

"OzBo" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:40:05 -0500, "W?" <>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Toolman Tim" <> wrote in message
>>news:RPtZd.20692$...
>>>I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
>>> that said "Honk if you love Jesus."
>>>
>>> So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an
>>> very impolite gesture, and yelled, "Can't you see the light
>>> is still red, you MORON!?"
>>>
>>Repondez, s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
>>
>
> Ho ... (I'm half Scottish)
>
>