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HI PLEASE HELP ME
EVERYTIME I GO ON LINE MY OUTLOOK EXPRESS COMES UP AND AT THE BOTTOM WHERE
IT USUALLY SAYS YOU HAVE MAIL IT JUST SAYS ERROR AND I CANNOT SEND OR
RECEIVE EMAILS. PLEASE HELP
SAMANTHA D

Its probably your cpu, I have the same problem, its a plasticy smell.

"dickie_davies" <> wrote in message
news:d0ahhj$ggl$...
> HI PLEASE HELP ME
> EVERYTIME I GO ON LINE MY OUTLOOK EXPRESS COMES UP AND AT THE BOTTOM WHERE
> IT USUALLY SAYS YOU HAVE MAIL IT JUST SAYS ERROR AND I CANNOT SEND OR
> RECEIVE EMAILS. PLEASE HELP
> SAMANTHA D
>
>

dickie_davies wrote:

> HI PLEASE HELP ME

Sure: the caps lock key is over on the left. Disable it. Pry the
keycap off with a small screwdriver, if needed.

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I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Fri,
4 Mar 2005 20:47:48 +0000 (UTC), "dickie_davies"
<> screamed from behind the mulberry bush:

>HI PLEASE HELP ME
>EVERYTIME I GO ON LINE MY OUTLOOK EXPRESS COMES UP AND AT THE BOTTOM WHERE
>IT USUALLY SAYS YOU HAVE MAIL IT JUST SAYS ERROR AND I CANNOT SEND OR
>RECEIVE EMAILS. PLEASE HELP
>SAMANTHA D
>

Does the "D" stand for "Dick" or "Davies"? TIA


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Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <harvie_wahl-> wrote:

> If ignorance is bliss, why aren't I happy?

Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <harvie_wahl-> wrote:


> I'm not dead, just metabolically challenged.

I think you either have some jam sticking in your Shift key, or your finger
touched the CAP's key, and you are too lazy to turn it off!

YOU ARE SHOUTING WHEN YOU USE ALL CAPS!!!

For email errors as what you are describing, most likely your account in OE
is not properly set up. Call your ISP for this!

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Jerry G.
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"dickie_davies" <> wrote in message
news:d0ahhj$ggl$...
HI PLEASE HELP ME
EVERYTIME I GO ON LINE MY OUTLOOK EXPRESS COMES UP AND AT THE BOTTOM WHERE
IT USUALLY SAYS YOU HAVE MAIL IT JUST SAYS ERROR AND I CANNOT SEND OR
RECEIVE EMAILS. PLEASE HELP
SAMANTHA D

"your account in OE is not properly set up. Call your ISP for this!"

Jerry G.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA