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doS
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      02-25-2005
THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo
of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery!"


 
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The Black Laced One
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      02-25-2005
lol

doS wrote:
> THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
>
> After a long night of making love, he notices a photo
> of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
> "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
> "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
> "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
> "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
> "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
> reassured.
> "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
> "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
> "That's me before the surgery!"



 
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joevan
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      02-25-2005
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:27:43 -0500, "doS" <(E-Mail Removed)>
wrote:

>THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
>
>After a long night of making love, he notices a photo
>of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
>"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
>"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
>"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
>"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
>"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
>reassured.
>"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
>"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
>"That's me before the surgery!"
>

Not so far fetch anymore is it! LOL
 
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Zippo
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      02-25-2005
> "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
> "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
> "That's me before the surgery!"



....one of the finest ****in' jokes posted on this
ng in ages...damn fine...congrats...

....remember...don't be a mel wannabe...have more
respect for yerself....


 
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