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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint
of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Me, <>, wrote:

> Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a
> pint
> of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
> flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
>
> "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
> "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
> "He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
> "Oh so sad dear" says the other.
> "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
> "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair
> when he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
> "Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
> "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she
> whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he
> first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in
> her eyes.
> After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks
> wistfully at
> the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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Me wrote:

> Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint
> of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
> flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
>
> "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
> "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
> "He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
> "Oh so sad dear" says the other.
> "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
> "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when
> he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
> "Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
> "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she
> whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he
> first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her
> eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks
> wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't
> they?"

****ed up amerikkkans thinks that funny.
Everyone laugh or the homeland dudes will be out to get ya.

"7" <> wrote in message
news:nUDLd.4219$ k...
> Me wrote:
>
> > Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over
a pint
> > of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
starts
> > flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
> >
> > "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
> > "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
> > "He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
> > "Oh so sad dear" says the other.
> > "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
> > "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly
hair when
> > he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
> > "Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
> > "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18",
she
> > whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when
he
> > first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in
her
> > eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks
> > wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast,
don't
> > they?"
>
> ****ed up amerikkkans thinks that funny.
> Everyone laugh or the homeland dudes will be out to get ya.
>

If it wasn't funny then it would be a terrible life style, innit?

7 wrote:
> Me wrote:
>
>
>>Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint
>>of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
>>flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
>>
>>"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
>>"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
>>"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
>>"Oh so sad dear" says the other.
>>"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
>>"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when
>>he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
>>"Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
>>"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she
>>whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he
>>first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her
>>eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks
>>wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't
>>they?"
>
>
> ****ed up amerikkkans thinks that funny.
> Everyone laugh or the homeland dudes will be out to get ya.
>

Hey, KKK7.... those dudes CHOOSE to blow themselves up. Even their
stupid leaders choose otherwise. Or haven't you noticed that ?




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"Me" wrote
> Two Middle East mothers .....

<snipped remaining prejudiced, bad
taste bullshit>


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"Funny," and/or "Joke," the message body will almost
never contain anything humorous and/or funny.

Me composed the following;:
> Two

Nope, not even a little humour.

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"Me" <> wrote in message
news:1107231948.1ff8dbbeb5efd4ef30808a2ec37d367b@t eranews...
> Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint
> of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
> flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
>
> "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
> "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
> "He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
> "Oh so sad dear" says the other.
> "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
> "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when
> he was born".
> "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
> "Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
> "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she
> whispers.
> "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started
> school".
> "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
> After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at
> the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
>

It made me laugh.

Thank You..

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 23:29:59 -0500, Me <> wrote:

>"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Good one!

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