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Old 10-22-2004, 02:49 PM   #31
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Fred wrote:

> Does your body odor still get strong at certain times of the month?


Maybe if you went on a diet, you wouldn't be so fat.

> What would please you the most?


Ok.

> How did your parents treat you as a child?


Do you have any children? Poor things.

> Do I look like I give a ****?


Maybe you should try sarcasm.





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Old 10-22-2004, 02:52 PM   #32
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Fred wrote:

> Maybe if you went on a diet, you wouldn't be so fat.


Oink! Oink!

> Do you have any children?


It seems like most of the people around here are children.

> Maybe you should try sarcasm.


You can't get anywhere with 'maybe this' and 'maybe that.' Make up your
****ing mind.





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Old 10-22-2004, 03:07 PM   #33
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Fred wrote:

> Oink!


Does making animal noises make you feel better about yourself?

> Oink!


You're not Jewish, are you?

> It seems like most of the people around here are children.


It may seem like most of the people around here are children.

> ' Make up your ****ing mind.


Some say I have an ego, but I am just too awesome.





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Old 10-22-2004, 03:11 PM   #34
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Fred wrote:

> Does making animal noises make you feel better about yourself?


Do you like animals?

> You're not Jewish, are you?


Ha! Not me, but maybe your mum was not Jewish.

> It may seem like most of the people around here are children.


Do you have any children? Poor things.

> Some say I have an ego, but I am just too awesome.


Really? You have an ego?





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Old 10-22-2004, 03:14 PM   #35
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Fred wrote:

> Do you like animals?


What is your favorite animal? My favourites are the dead ones.

> Ha!


You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.

> Not me, but maybe your mum was not Jewish.


You can't get anywhere with 'maybe this' and 'maybe that.' Make up your
****ing mind.

> Do you have any children?


It seems like most of the people around here are children.

> Really?


<pulls out picture of really fat girl>

> You have an ego?


I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff.





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Old 10-22-2004, 03:17 PM   #36
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Fred wrote:

> What is your favorite animal?


Do you like animals?

> My favourites are the dead ones.


Do you want to die?

> You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.


You giggle like a girl.

> You can't get anywhere with 'maybe this' and 'maybe that.


Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or
spouse to your friends?

> ' Make up your ****ing mind.


I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff.

> It seems like most of the people around here are children.


Why do you think it seems like most of the people around here are children?

> I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff.


You should.





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Old 10-22-2004, 03:21 PM   #37
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Fred wrote:

> Do you like animals?


What is your favorite animal? My favourites are the dead ones.

> Do you want to die?


How thrilling.

> You giggle like a girl.


You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.

> Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend, boyfriend,
> partner or spouse to your friends?


What do you and your friends like to do?

> I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff.


Why don't you?

> Why do you think it seems like most of the people around here are
> children?


It may seem like most of the people around here are children.

> You should.


Do you still get very bad anal itching? Perhaps you have worms?





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