Trojan horse virus

Fred wrote:

> Drink more coffee.

<reaches for another beer>

> Do you wear a special item or perform rituals before a big event?

Does all that flailing about make you feel important?

> No I'm not.

Sure you are.

> I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.

Why wouldn't you?

> Have you had any success fighting your strong desires and compulsions
> to gamble?

You seem aggressive today.

Fred

Fred wrote:

> Does all that flailing about make you feel important?

Important? I doubt it.

> Sure you are.

So what if I am? Who gives a ****?

> Why wouldn't you?

I dunno why. Why do you ask?

> You seem aggressive today.

Why are you so aggressive?

Fred

Fred wrote:

> Important?

That doesn't sound important.

> I doubt it.

You don't believe in much do you?

> So what if I am?

I am too.

> Who gives a ****?

Who? Me?

> I dunno why.

Why ask why?

> Why do you ask?

Why are you asking me?

> Why are you so aggressive?

I can't help myself. What's your excuse?

Fred

Fred wrote:

> That doesn't sound important.

Do you feel important?

> You don't believe in much, do you?

I haven't for a while.

> I am too.

I have to disagree.

> Who?

Nobody.

> Me?

No. The other retard next to you.

> Why ask why?

How am I supposed to ****ing know?

> Why are you asking me?

I can't help myself. What's your excuse?

> I can't help myself.

I think you are just scared to try.

> What's your excuse?

Did your parents beat that into you?

Fred

Fred wrote:

> Do you feel important?

What could be so important?

> I haven't for a while.

You really should have.

> I have to disagree.

Really? You have to disagree?

> Nobody.

No one at all?

> I can't help myself.

I can't help you help yourself.

> What's your excuse?

Do you think your behaviour is excusable?

> I think you are just scared to try.

No, it's definitely you who is just scared to try.

> Did your parents beat that into you?

I have no family.

Fred

Fred wrote:

> What could be so important?

That doesn't sound important.

> Really?

Is really really necessary?

> No one at all?

Not even one person?

> I can't help you help yourself.

You will never know unless you try.

> Do you think your behaviour is excusable?

I haven't for a while.

> No, it's definitely you who is just scared to try.

What are you afraid of?

> I have no family.

Really? You have no family?

Fred

Fred wrote:

> That doesn't sound important.

That doesn't sound important.

> Is really really necessary?

Not exactly a necessity, but pretty helpful

> You will never know unless you try.

How do you know?

> I haven't for a while.

I didn't suppose that you had.

> What are you afraid of?

I could be your dad.

> Really?

If I said yes, would you really buy it?

> You have no family?

My family was eaten by a pack of mad badgers.

Fred

Fred wrote:

> That doesn't sound important.

True.

> Not exactly a necessity, but pretty helpful How do you know?

Not exactly a necessity, but pretty helpful.

> I didn't suppose that you had.

I didn't suppose you had.

> I could be your dad.

Like you wouldn't be my dad?

> If I said yes, would you really buy it?

Oh! I thought you said yes.

> My family was eaten by a pack of mad badgers.

That's totally absurd.

Fred

Fred wrote:

> Not exactly a necessity, but pretty helpful.

Shut the **** up, already.

> I didn't suppose you had.

You didn't suppose what?

> Like you wouldn't be my dad?

Your real father?

> Oh! I thought you said yes.

That's what you get for thinking.

Fred

Fred wrote:

> Shut the **** up, already.

Does your body odor still get strong at certain times of the month?

> You didn't suppose what?

What would please you the most?

> Your real father?

How did your parents treat you as a child?

> That's what you get for thinking.

Do I look like I give a ****?

Fred